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The Simpsons Season 10
The Simpsons Season 10 ![]() 10 - 01 "Lard of the Dance" 1001 5F20 Original Airdate: 8/23/98 A sophisticated, intelligent new girl named Alex Whitney comes to Springfield Elementary and threatens to overshadow Lisa. Alex is even a hit with Principal Skinner, who lets her organize a school dance. Guest star: Lisa Kudrow as Alex Whitney كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94725093/S_10x01.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94728723/S_10x01.part2.rar 10 - 02 "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" 1002 5F21 Original Airdate: 9/20/98 Homer quits his job and becomes an inventor. Setting up a tinkering shop in the basement, he sets for himself the modest goal of inventing more stuff than the prolific Thomas Edison. Homer comes up with some incredible new inventions, like an electronic hammer, a reclining chair with a built-in toilet, and a rifle that shoots make-up at women's faces. be very popular. Guest Star: William Daniels as K.I.T.T., the talking car from Knight Rider كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94733208/S_10x02.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94736862/S_10x02.part2.rar 10 - 03 "Bart the Mother" 1003 5F22 Original Airdate: 9/27/98 When Bart is hanging out with Nelson , he accidentally kills a bird sitting in her nest. Seeing that the bird has left behind two perfect eggs, Bart is overcome with guilt and takes it upon himself to hatch the baby birds. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94741643/S_10x03.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94745277/S_10x03.part2.rar 10 - 04 "Treehouse of Horror IX" 1004 AABF01 Original Airdate: 10/25/98 In this year's gruesome grouping of Halloween gore, Homer gets a killer new hairdo, Lisa and Bart discover first-hand tha TV violence is bad, and Maggie gets her first tooth and a glimpse of her real father. In the first segment, Homer's brain is taken over by Snake when he gets Snake's hair in a transplant. With Snake controlling him, Homer kills Apu and Moe and then sets his sights on Bart. the cartoon world. Guest Stars: Ed McMahon, Regis Philbin, Kathie Lee Gifford and Jerry Springer as themselves; Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94721031/S_10x04.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94749163/S_10x04.part2.rar 10 - 05 "When You Dish Upon a Star" 1005 5F19 Original Airdate: 11/08/98 Homer befriends superstar couple Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger and becomes their personal assistant. Guest Stars: Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer as themselves كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94753872/S_10x05.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94758182/S_10x05.part2.rar 10 - 06 "D'Oh-in' in the Wind" 1006 AABF02 Original Airdate: 11/15/98 During a search for his roots, Homer meets Seth and Munchie, two aging hippies who lived on a rural commune with his mother. Inspired by their example and memories of his freewheeling mother, Homer becomes a flower child. Guest Stars: Martin Mull as Seth and George Carlin as Munchie كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94763537/S_10x06.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94768189/S_10x06.part2.rar 10 - 07 "Lisa Gets an 'A'" 1007 AABF03 Original Airdate: 11/22/98 A sick-day puts Lisa in a difficult academic predicament : She wants to do her best on a reading test, but didn't study at all when she was home. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94774026/S_10x07.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94778998/S_10x07.part2.rar 10 - 08 "Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble'" 1008 AABF04 Original Airdate: 12/06/98 When Homer refuses to pull the car over and let Grampa go to the bathroom, the old man's kidneys explode. Out of guilt, Homer agrees to donate one of his kidneys to his father. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94785693/S_10x08.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94791363/S_10x08.part2.rar 10 - 09 "Mayored to the Mob" 1009 AABF05 Original Airdate: 12/20/98 When Homer saves Mayor Quimby and Star Wars star Mark Hamill's lives during a sci-fi convention riot, the Mayor hires him as his personal bodyguard. Guest Stars: Mark Hammill as himself and Leavelle; Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony; Dick Tufeld as the robot from Lost in Space كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94798321/S_10x09.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94809264/S_10x09.part2.rar 10 - 10 "Viva Ned Flanders" 1010 AABF06 Original Airdate: 1/06/99 In an attempt to show Flanders a good time, Homer takes him to Las Vegas, where they gamble and drink. After a night of debauchery, the men wake up in a hotel room to discover that they've married Amber and Ginger, two trashy but sweet cocktail waitresses from Nero's Palace. Guest Stars: Graeme Edge, Justin Hayward, John Lodge, and Thomas of the Moody Blues as themselves كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94816846/S_10x10.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94822753/S_10x10.part2.rar 10 - 11 "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken" 1011 AABF07 Original Airdate: 1/17/99 Homer and his buddies start a riot after the Springfield Isotopes win the league championship. Guest Star: Cyndi Lauper as herself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94830106/S_10x11.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94836233/S_10x11.part2.rar 10 - 12 "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday" 1012 AABF08 Original Airdate: 1/31/99 Homer meets a travel agent named Wally Kogen who offers to send him to the Super Bowl for free if he can sign up all of his friends for a special travel package. Homer convinces Moe, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Kirk Van Houten and a bunch of other guys to sign up. All the men pile into a bus Wally furnishes for the trip and drink their way to Miami for the game. When they get there, however, they discover that the tickets Wally sold them were counterfeit. Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Wally Kogen; Troy Aikman, Rosey Grier, John Madden, Dan Marino, Rupert Murdoch, Dolly Parton, and Pat Summerall as themselves كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94843563/S_10x12.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94849412/S_10x12.part2.rar 10 - 13 "Homer to the Max" 1013 AABF09 Original Airdate: 2/07/99 When he finds out that a character on the TV show Police Cops is named Homer Simpson, the real Homer decides to change his name to Max Power. The new name earns him new, high-profile friends like Trent Steel, a young businessman. Guest Star: Ed Begley, Jr. as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94857404/S_10x13.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94864026/S_10x13.part2.rar 10 - 14 "I'm With Cupid" 1014 AABF11 Original Airdate: 11/14/99 When Apu finds increasingly elaborate ways of expressing his love for his wife, the men of Springfield feel as though they're being shown up in the romance department. Guest Stars: Jan Hooks as Manjula; Elton John as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94872430/S_10x14.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94879025/S_10x14.part2.rar 10 - 15 "Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'" 1015 AABF10 Original Airdate: 2/21/99 Homer buys a Canyonero, a giant all-terrain vehicle. At first he's excited about his new car, women, he gives it to Marge. Marge takes to the vehicle by becoming a more reckless, aggressive driver. a result. Guest Star: Hank Williams, Jr. as the Canyonero jingle singer كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94887396/S_10x15.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94894375/S_10x15.part2.rar 10 - 16 "Make Room for Lisa" 1016 AABF12 Original Airdate: 2/28/99 When Homer agrees to allow an OmniTouch cellular phone tower to be placed on the roof of his house, Lisa begins to grow increasingly irritable. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94902735/S_10x16.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94909419/S_10x16.part2.rar 10 - 17 "Maximum Homerdrive" 1017 AABF13 Original Airdate: 3/28/99 When Homer accidentally causes the death of Red, a famous truck driver, he and Bart take over Red's truck to deliver his last l oad. While they're away, Marge and Lisa buy a new doorbell. On the road, Homer learns of a long- held trucker secret: All the trucks are controlled by an auto-d rive system and the drivers just hang out as the trucks drive themselves. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94927323/S_10x17.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94932518/S_10x17.part2.rar 10 - 18 "Simpsons Bible Stories" 1018 AABF14 Original Airdate: 4/04/99 A particularly boring sermon by Reverend Lovejoy sends each member of the Simpson family into his or her own biblical fantasy. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94938906/S_10x18.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94943751/S_10x18.part2.rar 10 - 19 "Mom and Pop Art" 1019 AABF15 Original Airdate: 4/11/99 Homer becomes a conceptual artist, creating striking "outsider art" that catches the eye of Astrid Weller, a beautiful Springfield art dealer. Guest Stars: Isabella Rossellini as Astrid Weller; Jasper Johns as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94949119/S_10x19.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94953233/S_10x19.part2.rar 10 - 20 "The Old Man and the 'C' Student" 1020 AABF16 Original Airdate: 4/25/99 Bart starts visiting Grandpa and the other old people at the Springfield Retirement Castle as part of a community service assignment. Meanwhile, he has bought thousands of springs for a project that never materializes. Guest Star: Jack La Lanne as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94958300/S_10x20.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94962008/S_10x20.part2.rar 10 - 21 "Monty Can't Buy Me Love" 1021 AABF17 Original Airdate: 5/02/99 When a popular, charming billionaire named Arthur Fortune opens a megastore in Springfield, Mr. Burns decides that he wants to be loved, too. Guest Star: Michael McKean as Jerry Rude كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94966318/S_10x21.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94969596/S_10x21.part2.rar 10 - 22 "They Saved Lisa's Brain" 1022 AABF18 Original Airdate: 5/09/99 Lisa joins Mensa, the high I.Q. society. While there, she spends her time interacting with such geniuses as Dr. Hibbert, Professor Frink and the Comic Book Store Guy. Guest Star: Stephen Hawking as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/94973574/S_10x22.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/94976618/S_10x22.part2.rar 10 - 23 "30 Minutes Over Tokyo" 1023 AABF20 Original Airdate: 5/16/99 After attending a Mega-Savings Seminar where they learn how to save money on everything, the Simpsons take a trip to Tokyo. Guest Star: George Takei as Wink كود:
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The Simpsons Season 11 ![]() 11 - 01 "Beyond Blunderdome" 1101 AABF23 Original Airdate: 9/26/99 When Homer and Marge attend a test screening of Mel Gibson's remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Homer gives the film a mercilessly rough critique. Rather than be angered by Homer's remarks, Gibson decides to hire him as a consultant on the script rewrites. Together Mel and Homer turn the movie into a bloody action flick. The film studio is so disgusted by the new cut that they attempt to block its distribution. Homer and Mel steal the only print of the film and escape the studio lot with the executives pursuing them. Commandeering the old Mad Max car from the Hollywood Auto Museum, the Simpsons and the movie star careen through the streets, causing all sorts of destruction. Can they escape with the print intact? Does Mr. Smith ever get to go to Washington? Why doesn't Mel Gibson have an accent anymore? Guest Star: Mel Gibson as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98556314/S_11x01.rar 11 - 02 "Brother's Little Helper" 1102 AABF22 Original Airdate: 10/03/99 After Bart is caught performing another destructive act, Homer and Marge put him on medication. The boy starts taking Focusyne, an experimental Attention Deficit Disorder drug that at first turns him into the very model of manners and efficiency. But the drug has some strange side effects, and Bart becomes paranoid, ranting that Major League Baseball is using a satellite to read his thoughts. Marge and Homer try to take Bart off Focusyne, but he resists and overdoses. During his Focusyne bender, Bart steals a tank from a nearby army base and shoots a satellite out of the sky. Sure enough, the satellite is controlled by Major League Baseball, but America's hero, Mark McGwire, helicopters into Springfield to assure everyone that nothing suspicious is going on. Guest Star: Mark McGwire as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98562734/S_11x02.rar 11 - 03 "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner" 1103 AABF21 Original Airdate: 10/24/99 Homer gets the perfect side job when he becomes the chief restaurant critic for The Springfield Shopper newspaper. He loves the perks, but can barely write a complete sentence. When Lisa helps out by ghosting his columns, Homer becomes the most powerful--and feared--critic in town. Soon Homer earns the wrath of every restaurant owner in Springfield and they join together in a plot to kill him with a poisonous éclair. Can Homer survive this death by chocolate (and butter, and custard)? Guest Star: Ed Asner as Editor of The Springfield Shopper كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98568901/S_11x03.rar 11 - 04 "Treehouse of Horror X" 1104 BABF22 Original Airdate: 10/31/99 In this year's exceptionally evil Halloween episode, Springfield catches a case of the Y2K bug, Lisa and Bart catch some radiation, and Ned Flanders gets caught under Marge's car's tires. In the first segment, Marge accidentally kills Ned Flanders while driving late at night. But when Ned comes back to haunt the Simpsons, his own evil secret is revealed. In the second story, Bart and Lisa become superheroes after getting zapped by radiation. Together they battle against the evil Comic Book Store Guy after he takes Lucy Lawless, TV's Xena: Warrior Princess, hostage. In the final segment, Homer forgets to make the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Y2K compliant and accidentally brings about the complete destruction of the town. When the government sets up spaceships to send citizens to safety, Marge, Lisa and Maggie are granted seats but Homer and Bart have to fend for themselves. Guest Stars: Lucy Lawless, Dick Clark and Tom Arnold as themselves كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98574256/S_11x04.rar 11 - 05 "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)" 1105 AABF19 Original Airdate: 11/07/99 Homer begins challenging everyone around him to duels after he sees a Zorro film at the Googoplex. Most people back down, until Homer meets an old-fashioned Colonel who takes him up on his dare. Unable to get out of the contest with the Colonel, Homer and his family flee to the country, where they become farmers. Farm life is difficult until Homer creates a new crop called tomacco--tomatoes crossed with tobacco. The new fruit is disgusting to eat, but incredibly addictive. Selling barrel upon barrel of tomacco, Homer attracts the attention of some tobacco industry executives who want to capitalize on his new crop. Will Homer sell his cash crop for a pile of cash? Why are all the animals who ate tomacco suddenly going berserk? Would it really have been so bad to duel that Colonel after all? كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98579149/S_11x05.rar 11 - 06 "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" 1106 BABF02 Original Airdate: 11/14/99 Homer breaks his tea party date with Maggie to go bowling, lying that there is an emergency at the plant. The lie is revealed when Homer bowls a perfect 300 and attracts the attention of the media. Because of his accomplishment, Homer becomes a celebrity, appearing on The Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man, Sideshow Mel, and his old nemesis, Ron Howard. But fame proves fickle and Homer quickly goes from Man of the Moment to Where Are They Now? Depressed, he decides to devote his life to his children. Bart and Lisa don't really take to his extra-aggressive parenting, but Maggie can't refuse, mostly because she can't speak. Homer takes Maggie to a Daddy and Me swim class but she's too scared to go in the water. Later, Homer nearly drowns and only Maggie can save him. Homer realizes that he might not have fame, but he'll always have his baby. Guest Stars: Ron Howard, Penn and Teller, Nancy O'Dell and Pat O'Brien as themselves كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98583735/S_11x06.rar 11 - 07 "Eight Misbehavin" 1107 BABF03 Original Airdate: 11/21/99 Apu and his wife decide to have a baby. With the help of fertility drugs, their attempts to conceive prove successful--very successful: Nine months later, Manjula gives birth to octuplets. The townspeople of Springfield celebrate the arrival of the babies, and local companies shower Apu and Manjula with free products. But when a Shelbyville couple has nine babies at once, all the attention turns to them and Apu and Manjula are left to raise their babies together. It's a big job and Apu realizes he's not up to the task. When Larry Kittkill, the owner of the Springfield Zoo, offers to pay Apu and Manjula to raise their babies behind the glass of a zoo exhibition, Apu foolishly accepts. When he decides he wants to take his new family away from the zoo, Apu discovers that he can't get out of the contract he signed. Homer and Apu steal the babies but Homer must make amends with Mr. Kittkill by performing at the zoo himself. Guest Stars: Jan Hooks as Manjula, Garry Marshall as Larry Kittkill and Butch Patrick as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98587976/S_11x07.rar 11 - 08 "Take My Wife, Sleaze" 1108 BABF05 Original Airdate: 1/28/00 The Simpson family has dinner at Greaser's Café, a '50s-themed restaurant. While there, Homer and Marge enter a dance contest and win a vintage Harley-Davidson motorcycle. After Bart teaches his father how to ride his new hog, Homer forms a biker gang called the Hell's Satans with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Ned Flanders. While riding around town making trouble, the Satans attract the attention of another, more authentic biker gang who also happen to be called the Hell's Satans. The real biker gang, led by two guys named Meathook and Ramrod, take over the Simpsons' house and trash the place. Marge, ever the gracious host, cooks and cleans for her new guests. When the Satans leave, they take Marge with them. While pursuing the men who kidnapped his wife, Homer goes to Poppa Wheelie's, a biker bar where he sees NRBQ playing. Marge isn't there since she's being held at a campsite by the Hell's Satans. Marge tries to reason with her captors and teaches them that violence is wrong. Just then, Homer arrives to steal her back and winds up battling with Meathook. Luckily, Homer wins the fight and takes his wife home. The Hell's Satans, meanwhile, will take the lessons they learned from Marge and start new, more productive lives. Guest Stars: John Goodman as Meathook, Henry Winkler as Ramrod, and NRBQ as themselves كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98593076/S_11x08.rar 11 - 09 "Grift of the Magi" 1109 BABF07 Original Airdate: 12/19/99 When Fat Tony and his legitimate businessmen friends extort $200,000 from Principal Skinner, Springfield Elementary goes broke. The children rejoice while Skinner tries to figure out a way to raise enough money to reopen the school. Enter Jim Hope and his Kid First Industry (KFI), a touchy-feely corporation that buys the school and privatizes it. KFI fires all the teachers and rewrites the curriculum based on its own curious corporate mandates. Strangely, every lesson plan seems to revolve in some way around toys and marketing. When Lisa's class is asked to come up with names for toys, Lisa becomes very suspicious of KFI's motives. After a little investigating, she discovers that the school is full of hidden cameras and two-way blackboards that allow KFI to gather marketing data on children. Lisa tries to share her discovery with her parents and Chief Wiggum, but KFI removes all evidence from the school before they can investigate. When Christmas rolls around, Lisa notices that a popular new toy named Funzo has many of the traits her classmates said they wanted. Lisa and Bart break into the KFI headquarters to figure out what's going on. Slipping by Gary Coleman, who is working as a security guard at KFI, Lisa and Bart confront Jim Hope. Hope admits that he may have exploited the kids, but he gives them a free Funzo, which is enough to satisfy Bart. Funzo becomes a huge hit at Christmas time, but when Bart discovers that it's programmed to destroy all other toys, he agrees with Lisa that Funzo is bad. Bart and Lisa decide to get rid of all the Funzos they can by having Homer steal them from their neighbors' homes. When Homer tries to throw all the stolen toys into the Springfield Tire Fire, he's stopped by none other than Gary Coleman. But by talking with Gary, Lisa is able to show him the truth about KFI and the way that other companies have exploited Christmas. The Simpsons invite Gary over for Christmas dinner and everyone has a wonderful day. Guest Stars: Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Tim Robbins as Jim Hope and Gary Coleman as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98597083/S_11x09.rar 11 - 10 "Little Big Mom" 1110 BABF04 Original Airdate: 1/09/00 When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, it's up to Lisa to run the Simpson household in her mother's absence. Lisa thinks she can handle the responsibility by implementing a structured plan and using fun management techniques like a "chore hat" from which her father and brother can randomly select a chore. Of course, Homer and Bart ignore Lisa's system and the house turns into a pig sty. Meanwhile, Marge is discovering the wonders of shiatsu massage as she receives foot, leg and hair rub-downs in the hospital. Lisa is so angry at Homer and Bart's lack of consideration that she decides to play a trick on them. With a little inspiration from the spirit of Lucille Ball, Lisa comes up with a way to trick Homer and Bart into thinking they have leprosy. Her trick works so well that Homer and Bart get sent to a leper colony in Hawaii courtesy of Ned Flanders. When Marge gets out of the hospital, she and Lisa track Homer and Bart down at the leper colony but discover that they don't want to leave. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98600595/S_11x10.rar 11 - 11 "Faith Off" 1111 BABF06 Original Airdate: 1/16/00 Homer attends a fundraiser for Springfield University, where he is briefly reunited with his old pals Benjamin, Doug and Gary. For old time's sake, the four team up to pull a prank on the dean. When the prank goes tragically awry, Homer is forced to live with its aftermath: A bucket full of super glue gets stuck on his head. Every attempt to remove the bucket fails until the Simpson family attends a religious revival, where a preacher named Brother Faith empowers Bart to remove it. Sensing a new calling, Bart devotes his life to becoming a faith healer. He manages to heal a number of Springfield's residents, but experiences a crisis of faith when he causes Milhouse to be hit by a car. Swearing off faith healing for good, Bart is forced into it again when a field goal kicker for Springfield University injures his ankle during an important game. Does Bart really have the power to heal him? Or will Springfield U lose the big game? Bart had better have faith and the team doctor had better have some morphine. Guest Stars: Don Cheadle as Brother Faith; Joe Montegna as Fat Tony كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98603987/S_11x11.rar 11 - 12 "The Mansion Family" 1112 BABF08 Original Airdate: 1/23/00 After receiving an award for being Springfield's oldest citizen, Mr. Burns decides to take a trip with Mr. Smithers to the Mayo Clinic for a complete check-up. While he's away, he asks the Simpson family to look after his mansion. Right away, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa begin to act like snotty millionaires, sliding down the banister, riding a horse down the hallway, scratching their butts with the good silverware and so on. All goes well until Homer decides to throw a party aboard Mr. Burns' prized yacht, Gone Fission, and invites Moe, Barney, Lenny and Carl along. Meanwhile, at the Mayo Clinic, Mr. Burns goes through a series of painful and invasive tests that yield some pretty shocking results: It turns out that Mr. Burns has every disease known to man and a few new ones that haven't been discovered yet. Luckily, all of the diseases cancel each other out and Burns remains the picture of health, sort of. Back on the boat, Homer and his buddies are taken hostage by a group of pirates who throw them overboard. As luck would have it, the group survives and Homer returns to his family just as Burns returns home. Marge and Lisa have cleaned the house so there is no evidence of the Simpson family's messy stay and everything goes back to normal. Guest Star: Britney Spears as herself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98607279/S_11x12.rar 11 - 13 "Saddlesore Galactica" 1113 BABF09 Original Airdate: 2/06/00 During a trip to the State Fair, Homer and Bart save a diving horse named Duncan. To help pay for the horse's food and care, Homer tries to train Duncan to be a field goal kicker, but NFL regulations specifically ban the use of horses in professional football. As Homer curses the NFL and their draconian rulebook, Bart comes up with the idea of turning Duncan into a racehorse. With a pajama-clad Bart as his jockey, Duncan loses his first race. Bart and Homer are the laughingstocks of the racing community, but after giving Duncan a Rodman-esque makeover as a bad-boy rebel renamed Furious D, they take the racing world by storm. Furious D intimidates all his competitors with his dyed hair and nose ring. Miraculously, Furious D and Bart become champions. After a race, Homer is ambushed by crazed, singing jockeys who reveal themselves to be magical elves who live in an underground lair. The jockeys tell Homer that if Bart doesn't lose the big Springfield Derby, they'll eat his brains. Terrified, Homer tries to convince Bart to throw the race. Bart refuses and he and Furious D go on to win it all. But the victory is brief as the murderous elves pursue Homer, Bart and Duncan as they flee the racetrack and try to make it home. It's up to Marge and her trusty garden hose to stop the elves before they can dine on what's left of Homer's brains. Homer throws out the elves with the trash and the family says goodbye to Duncan, who gets put out to stud. Guest Star: Randy Bachman and Fred Turner of Bachman Turner Overdrive as themselves. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98610649/S_11x13.rar 11 - 14 "Alone Again Natura-Diddily" 1114 BABF10 Original Airdate: 2/13/00 Tragedy strikes Springfield as one of the town's most beloved citizens dies in a freak car-racing accident. During a walk through the Springfield bird sanctuary, the Simpson family discovers a new auto-racing track. On the track's opening day, all of Springfield gathers to see the racing action. During a routine T-shirt promotion during the intermission, Maude Flanders is knocked from atop the stadium bleachers and crashes to her death. After a brief, poignant funeral, Ned must learn to pick up the pieces of his shattered life. Homer tries his best to help his neighbor, even going as far as pushing the still-grieving Ned back into the dating scene. After a series of dates that run the gamut from bad to horrible, Ned resigns himself to being alone. But in his darkest hour, he draws some inspiration from Rachel Jordan, the lead singer of a Christian rock band. Touched by Rachel's talent and beauty, Ned takes his first small step toward happiness. Guest Star: Shawn Colvin as Rachel Jordan كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98614043/S_11x14.rar 11 - 15 "Missionary Impossible" 1115 BABF11 Original Airdate: 2/20/00 Homer anonymously pledges $10,000 to PBS to save Do Shut Up, his favorite British sitcom. When Betty White and her PBS cronies track him down, Homer is forced to flee for his life. Seeking sanctuary at the Springfield Community Church, Homer begs Reverend Lovejoy to save him from the violent PBS posse that has grown to include Mr. Rogers, the Teletubbies, and Oscar the Grouch. Reverend Lovejoy smuggles Homer out of the Church parking lot inside a bag labeled "Children's Letters to God" and deposits him on a Christian Relief plane bound for the South Pacific. When he arrives on a lush tropical island, Homer is forced to act as a missionary, teaching the ways of the Lord to the natives. Back in Springfield, Bart becomes the man of the house and takes Homer's place at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Mr. Burns pokes Bart with a stick for over an hour during his first day on the job. On the island, Homer brings civilization to the natives in the form of casino gambling and beer. But Homer's newly opened Lucky Savage Casino does not lead to progress. Instead, it leads to violence and alcoholism. Attempting to repent for his mistake, Homer tries to finish the construction of the island's first chapel. After he completes the building with the help of the natives, Homer and a native girl he has named Lisa, Jr. ring the church bell so loudly that they cause an earthquake. The earthquake opens up a fissure in the island's floor that unleashes a deadly river of lava. Will Homer and Lisa, Jr. survive? It's up to Bart--and a well-placed phone call to FOX--to save the day. Guest Star: Betty White as herself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98617695/S_11x15.rar 11 - 16 "Pygmoelian" 1116 BABF12 Original Airdate: 2/27/00 Moe competes for top honors at a Duff Beer festival and wins a chance to appear in a Duff calendar. When the calendar finally comes out, Moe's face is covered with a giant sticker due to his hideous ugliness. Despondent, Moe goes in for some much-needed plastic surgery and emerges from the operation with a smooth, handsome face. After settling some old scores with people who've wronged him, Moe heads over to the TV studio, where he confronts the producer of It Never Ends, a soap opera he once tried out for. Because of his new face, Moe is hired on the spot and made a regular on the series. But when Moe and Homer discover that Moe's character is about to be written off, they sabotage the entire show by revealing top secret plot points for the next year. The producers fire Moe and then, in a freak accident, a set piece falls on Moe's face, destroying all of his doctor's hard work. After that, it's back to Moe's Tavern for Springfield's least comely bartende. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98621501/S_11x16.rar "Bart to the Future" 1117 BABF13 Original Airdate: 3/13/00 During a family outing to an Indian-owned casino, Bart sees a vision of his future courtesy of the wise Native American casino magnate. Flash forward thirty years: Bart is crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, trying his hardest to make it as a rock guitarist. His sister has just been elected the first straight woman President of the United States and when Bart gets evicted for not paying rent, he decides it's time to pay Lisa a little visit at her new home. Bart moves into the White House, which is already overrun by Homer and Marge and Maggie, Jr., Maggie's beautiful baby girl. As Lisa begins her Presidency, Bart makes a total nuisance of himself, interrupting press conferences to promote his demo tape, setting off the Secret Service with his Frisbee, and using an official Presidential helicopter to fly in Ralph Wiggum to hang out and drink beer. Lisa and her top advisor, Milhouse, decide to send Bart on a wild goose chase to get rid of him. But when Bart discovers the plot, he is hurt and offended. Returning to the White House, he finds Lisa in a critical meeting with other leaders of the free world, begging them not to collect the loans they gave to her financially strapped country. Bart, who is by now an expert at dodging creditors, helps Lisa fend off their demands and saves the day. Back in the present, Bart realizes that he can change his future if he tries and goes off with Lisa and tells her all about his vision. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98625122/S_11x17.rar 11 - 18 "Days of Wine and D'Ohses" 1118 BABF14 Original Airdate: 4/09/00 After Homer accidentally sets fire to the backyard, he takes refuge in Moe's, where Barney is busy complaining that his friends missed his birthday. Homer reminds Barney that he threw him a party and shows him a video of the drunken birthday boy to prove it. Barney is so embarrassed he vows to quit drinking and take the helicopter lessons Moe bought him for his birthday. Meanwhile, back at the Simpson house, Bart and Lisa enter a competition to create a new cover for the Springfield phone book. Finding an old camera, they set out to snap the winning photo. But while taking a picture from a scenic outlook, a stray flash bulb creates a brush fire, leaving Bart and Lisa trapped while a fire rages all around them. A newly sober Barney is the only man who can save them. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98628749/S_11x18.rar 11 - 19 "Kill the Alligator and Run" 1119 BABF16 Original Airdate: 4/30/00 A self-help test gone wrong convinces Homer he has only four more years to live. The weight of the news begins to unravel what little sanity he had left and the Plant psychiatrist recommends a long vacation. But as the Simpson family arrives in Florida for Homer's recovery, they realize the state has been invaded by Spring Breakers. Despite Marge's best efforts to keep him in his hotel room, Homer manages to escape and make it to a Kid Rock concert. But when the Spring Breakers leave, Homer refuses to let the party end. After renting an airboat, Homer accidentally runs over the alligator Captain Jack, a local legend. The sheriff promptly arrests the whole family and locks them in jail. But thanks to Homer's quick thinking, they manage to escape. Guest Star: Robert Evans, Kid Rock, and Joe C as themselves كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98632747/S_11x19.rar 11 - 20 "Last Tap Dance in Springfield" 1120 BABF15 Original Airdate: 5/07/00 During an outing at the mall, Homer gets his eyes examined while Marge and Lisa shop for items Bart will need for his camping trip. Seeing a film about tango dancers, Lisa is inspired to get dance lessons. Lisa, however, does not prove to be the most talented of dancers. Her role in an upcoming dance recital: curtain puller. Lisa is crushed. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse sneak out of their camping trip and decide to spend a week in the mall. Hiding out in an air vent until the mall closes the boys stuff themselves silly with candy, cookies and play with all the toys. The next morning Chief Wiggum is called in to investigate. Thinking he is on the trail of an enormous rat, Wiggum tries to catch them using various traps and tricks. Meanwhile, with a little help from Professor Frink, Lisa becomes the star of the recital. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98637013/S_11x20.rar 11 - 21 "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge" 1121 BABF16 Original Airdate: 5/14/00 One morning on the way to school, Otto takes the bus on a short detour to propose to his girlfriend Becky through the drive-in window of the restaurant where she works. Bart persuades Marge to have the wedding in their backyard, and everything goes well until Otto insists on playing the heavy metal music Becky hates so much. The marriage is over as soon as it starts and Becky winds up living with the Simpsons as she tries to put her life back together. Soon, it becomes clear that Becky is becoming competition for Marge in the home, baking, teaching the kids karate, and helping them with homework. It's only a matter of time before Marge snaps and tries to take back her life--by force. Guest Star: Parker Posey as Becky كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98641244/S_11x21.rar 11 - 22 "Behind the Laughter" 1122 BABF17 Original Airdate: 5/21/00 A special behind-the-scenes look at the ups and downs of "the first family of American laughter." As the story unfolds, we learn of Homer Simpsons' humble beginnings and the demo tape that made him famous. Unable to get his videotape seen by any big time network execs, the family turns to FOX. The Simpsons quickly became an enormous hit, the future looking bright. But success comes at a great price and all the baggy pants in MC Hammer's old house can't save the family from themselves. Homer's addiction to painkillers, the tax problems, Bart's reckless behavior - it all spelled trouble for the show and the family. How did they ever pull through? With style and class. And a little help from their friends. كود:
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The Simpsons Season 12 ![]() 12 - 01 "Treehouse of Horror XI" 1201 BABF21 Original Airdate: 11/01/00 Our first fright comes when Homer's horoscope is a real horror show. "Today you will die," it says, but somehow Homer manages to avoid death at every turn. That is, until dinner turns deadly. After choking on some broccoli, Homer passes to the afterlife. To get into heaven, he has 24 hours to do a good deed. Unfortunately helping old ladies cross the street isn't going to cut it. The second screamer is a fairy tale that may not end happily ever after. The Simpsons' pumpkin home is falling apart. And it doesn't help that Homer was just fired. While Marge tries to figure out how to feed the children, Homer finds an easy solution - throw them in the woods. Bart and Lisa run into even bigger trouble when they find themselves caught in a gingerbread house where a nice old lady wants to have them for supper… literally. And our final spook comes when the Simpsons see a dolphin show at their local Marine World. Lisa feels bad for a poor dolphin Snorky. But when Lisa sets Snorky free, she unwittingly aids the cause of a dolphin revolution that threatens humanity. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98704835/S_12x01.rar 12 - 02 "A Tale of Two Springfields" 1202 BABF20 Original Airdate: 11/05/00 When Bart discovers a badger has taken up residence in Santa's Little Helper's doghouse, Bart and Lisa try to lure him out. After consulting WhatBadgersEat.com and Homer, they decide to call animal control. Dialing the number, Homer runs into trouble when it turns out the area code for half of Springfield has been changed. After Phoney McRingRing and other executives fail to quell the town's fears, area code and class rivalries split Springfield in two. And when Homer becomes mayor of New Springfield, his plan to build a wall between the two towns doesn't solve any problems. The Who might be the only thing to bring the two towns together again. Guest Stars: Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey and John Entwistle of the Who as themselves. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98711421/S_12x02.rar 12 - 03 "Insane Clown Poppy" 1203 BABF17 Original Airdate: 11/12/00 When Homer and Bart spend the day doing chores there's bound to be some fireworks - literally. Fixing Lisa's VCR with firecrackers backfires and the two are forced to make it up to her with a trip to the Festival of Books. At the festival Krusty is signing his new memoirs. And who is waiting for a signature but his long lost daughter, Sophie, the product of a Gulf War romantic liaison. Sophie wants to have Krusty in her life, but Krusty isn't so sure. When their day at the beach is no day at the beach, Krusty enlists Homer as his mentor in fatherhood. No wonder they end up nearly getting killed by the mob. Guest Stars: Drew Barrymore as Sophie; Joe Mantagna as Fat Tony كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98718302/S_12x03.rar 12 - 04 "Lisa the Treehugger" 1204 CABF01 Original Airdate: 11/19/00 Lisa joins up with a militant environmental group called Dirt First and wages war on corporate polluters. Finally, Lisa has a found a cause worth fighting for. Also, Jesse, the leader of Dirt First, is a totally cute non-threatening teenage boy. Feeling challenged by Jesse's intense beliefs and cute hair, Lisa decides to camp out in an ancient redwood tree to stop deforestation. Lisa prevents the loggers from destroying the tree. But when she sneaks down for one night, the tree is struck by lightning, making Lisa a martyr for Dirt First. Lisa has to decide what's more important: being a symbol for the environmental movement or being honest. Guest Star: Joshua Jackson as Jesse كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98725155/S_12x04.rar 12 - 05 "Homer vs. Dignity" 1205 CABF04 Original Airdate: 11/19/00 In celebration of Bart's first 'A' the Simpsons go out for a nice dinner. Unfortunately, Homer's credit card is rejected and the family realizes their finances might be in more trouble than they thought. So, on the advice of a financial planner, Homer asks Mr. Burns for a raise. Lucky for him, Smithers is off to New Mexico for the production of his Malibu Stacy musical, leaving Mr. Burns in quick need of a new henchman. Promoted to Executive Assistant in Charge of Hi-jinks, Homer begins playing practical jokes at Mr. Burns prompting. For every nasty trick Homer plays on an unsuspecting sucker in Springfield, Burns pays him handsomely. Things get a little rough when Burns convinces Homer to dress up as a panda and make "friends" with a real panda at the Springfield Zoo. Realizing his dignity is worth more than money, Homer decides to quit the hi-jinks business. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98732362/S_12x05.rar 12 - 06 "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" 1206 CABF02 Original Airdate: 11/26/00 After Homer realizes he's missed out on the computer revolution, he buys the nicest model a fifth mortgage can buy. However, when his web site fails to attract any attention, Homer begins calling himself Mr. X and becomes Springfield's number one source for dubious news and questionable scandals. His first scoop reveals Mayor Quimby's secret pool and his second brings down Apu's phony donut cartel. After winning the Pulitzer Prize for his journalistic dynamite, however, Mr. X's popularity wanes. In a desperate attempt to rekindle interest, Homer starts really making up the news. But when he accidentally stumbles upon a dangerous secret, he finds himself kept prisoner on a strange island occupied by other prisoners. Homer's best attempts to get back home only land the entire family on the island. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98739786/S_12x06.rar 12 - 07 "The Great Money Caper" 1207 CABF03 Original Airdate: 12/10/00 Bart becomes obsessed with magic after the family attends dinner at a magic theme restaurant. On the way home from the restaurant, a sturgeon falls from the sky onto the hood of the car, crushing it like a can. When Homer gets the bill, he takes Bart on the road with his magic act in a desperate attempt to raise some cash. While the act proves a failure, Bart manages to score some big money after Homer abandons him. Knowing a good thing when they see it, Bart and Homer begin conning Springfield's citizens out of their money using a series of confidence scams. However, when Grandpa Simpson joins them on the biggest heist of their short career, they run into trouble. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98746982/S_12x07.rar 12 - 08 "Skinner's Sense of Snow" 1208 CABF06 Original Airdate: 12/17/00 The Simpson family attends Cirque du Puree, a snooty French circus. During the show, a massive snow storm strikes Springfield, blanketing the entire town under piles of snow. The next morning, Bart and Lisa are horrified to learn that Springfield Elementary is still in session. After a treacherous bus ride to school and a day spent watching "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was," the students and a cheery Principal Skinner find that they have been snowed in. Under Skinner's martial law, the students are forced to suffer through a night at school. Despite Homer and Flanders' best efforts to save the kids from their slow torture, Bart and the rest manage to make their unbearable situation a little more livable by capturing Skinner and taking over the school. As de facto leader, Bart runs the school with an iron fist until Homer and Flanders, with a little help from sodium chloride, save the day. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98755091/S_12x08.rar 12 - 09 "HOMR" 1209 CABF22 Original Airdate: 12/24/00 Homer takes Bart and Lisa to the "Sick, Twisted, and Totally F***ed Up Animation Festival" where they sample some of the most cutting edge cartoons from around the world. During a workshop, Homer becomes fascinated by an electronic device that renders cartoons from human movements called the Animotion machine. Later, he invests the family's life savings in the company and loses all their money. To make back some cash, Homer becomes a human guinea pig. During one experiment, the scientists find a crayon lodged in his brain-the cause of Homer's slow wit. After the crayon is removed, Homer becomes smarter. Soon, he discovers that being intelligent doesn't make people like you any more. He decides to return the crayon to his brain and become his old self again. Lisa is disappointed to lose the new, smarter Homer, however she knows that he's wise enough to continue loving her. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98762008/S_12x09.rar 12 - 10 "Pokeymom" 1210 CABF05 Original Airdate: 1/14/10 While attending a prison rodeo with the family, Marge is struck by the painting talents of a sensitive prisoner named Jack. Later, she decides to teach an art class at the prison and eventually helps Jack get parole. With Jack released in her custody, Marge sets him up with a job painting a "Puma Pride" mural at Springfield Elementary School. Jack angers Principal Skinner by painting a shocking Heavy Metal-style mural which he is forced to paint over. When the new mural mysteriously catches on fire, all fingers point to the newly-released prisoner. Marge and Jack have a heart-to-heart and she tries, one last time, to help him. Guest Star: Michael Keaton as Jack كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98769178/S_12x10.rar 12 - 11 "Worst Episode Ever" 1211 CABF08 Original Airdate: 2/04/00 When Bart wins a $50 bet with Homer, he and Milhouse go on a spending spree through Springfield. After blowing most of their wad at the Kwik-e-Mart, they hit the Android's Dungeon for some comic book action. But when they screw up Comic Book Guy's biggest deal ever, they are banned from the store for life. Special FX guru Tom Savini is making an appearance at the store that night and Bart and Milhouse are forced to watch the amazing gore with their noses pressed against the glass of the store window. During the show, Comic Book Guy has a heart attack and must be hospitalized. While he's away, Bart and Milhouse take over the store. They discover Comic Book Guy's bootleg video library and open it to the public for profit. Comic Book Guy and Agnes Skinner find love together, but their relationship is threatened after the police raid the Android's Dungeon. Guest Star: Tom Savini as himself كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98776433/S_12x11.rar 12 - 12 "Tennis the Menace" 1212 CABF07 Original Airdate: 2/11/01 When Homer installs a tennis court, he and Marge become quite popular in the Springfield social scene. Marge soon learns, however, that the town mocks them for always losing on their own court. She dumps Homer in favor of Bart for an upcoming doubles tournament and wins. Hurt, yet set on revenge, Homer enlists Lisa's help to play against their family members in Krusty's celebrity event. At the tournament, Homer befriends tennis ace Venus Williams, changes her last name to Simpson and bumps Lisa courtside. Marge protests and gets Bart replaced by Serena Williams. It's not long before Marge and Homer are bumped by Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi, relegating the entire family to the bench. Guest Stars: Venus Williams, Serena Williams, Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras as themselves كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98785053/S_12x12.rar 12 - 13 "Day of the Jackanapes" 1213 CABF10 Original Airdate: 2/18/01 Krusty the Clown decides to retire after his show is eclipsed by the popular game show "Me Wantee." During a farewell interview with Kent Brockman, the funnyman reveals that he accidentally erased the tapes of his first ten years on the air. When news of his erasure from the Krusty canon reaches Sideshow Bob in prison, Bob vows to get revenge. Upon his release from prison, he comes up with the ultimate revenge plot: hypnotize Bart Simpson and program him to kill Krusty during his farewell show. The night of the show, all of Springfield turns up to honor the retiring clown, including Bart, who has been strapped with explosives. Bob programmed Bart to blow Krusty up when he hears a special trigger phrase. However, at the last minute, Bob has second thoughts and attempts to interrupt his violent plan. Special Guest: Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98792161/S_12x13.rar 12 - 14 "New Kids on the Blecch" 1214 CABF12 Original Airdate: 2/25/01 After cheating in the Springfield Marathon, Bart becomes the target of an angry mob. He is rescued by L.T. Smash, a boy band creator that wants Bart to be the rebel persona in his newest group. Bart, ready for stardom, joins Milhouse, Ralph and Nelson to form "The Party Posse". After getting some tips from the band 'N Sync, their first single and video debuts. Lisa soon discovers that the song contains hidden recruitment messages for the U.S. Navy. Things become chaotic when the Navy pulls the plug on "Project Boy Band", sending L.T. on a mission of vengeance. The Party Posse must team up with 'N Sync to help capture L.T. and restore order to Springfield. Guest Star: 'N Sync as themselves كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98799191/S_12x14.rar 12 - 15 "Hungry Hungry Homer" 1215 CABF09 Original Airdate: 3/04/01 Homer becomes a Good Samaritan after seeing the benefit of helping people. When he attempts to get Lenny a refund on his Springfield Isotopes season tickets, Homer discovers that the baseball team's new owner, Duff Beer, plans to move the team to Albuquerque. Homer tries to rally the town in protest, however, no one believes his allegation. To expose Duff's plan, he stages a hunger strike by chaining himself to a light pole near the stadium. Days later, the Duff Corporation deems Homer their ballpark attraction. They unchain him and tempt his cravings with an Isotope Dog Supreme. Before eating it, Homer realizes that the Southwestern ingredients on the hot dog prove that the team is moving to Albuquerque. Guest Star: Stacy Keach as Duff the 8th كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98806182/S_12x15.rar 12 - 16 "Bye Bye Nerdy" 1216 CABF11 Original Airdate: 3/11/10 Lisa tries to befriend a new student, only to become the target of the girl's violent outbursts. When the bully, Francine, beheads Malibu Stacey, Lisa vows to get to the root of the problem. After scientific research on typical bully targets (i.e. nerds), Lisa discovers that it's the nerd scent that sets off Francine and the other school bullies. Lisa invents an antidote and is hailed a heroine by geeks everywhere. Meanwhile, Homer becomes driven to protect the babies of Springfield with his cheap and easy safety devices - which drives the "injured baby" industry out of business. Guest Star: Kathy Griffin as Francine كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98813205/S_12x16.rar 12 - 17 "Simpsons Safari" 1217 CABF13 Original Airdate: 4/01/10 Tired of constant mistreatment, the bag boys of Springfield go on strike, creating a grocery shortage. In Homer's frantic search for food, he unearths a thirty-year-old box of animal crackers in the attic. He bites into a giraffe but is surprised to find that it's made of solid gold - which means he's just won an African safari for the entire family. Once in Africa, the family is awed by the majestic scenery, wildlife and colorful local customs. However, during a dance ceremony, the family is chased by an enraged hippo and must flee via a raging river. Lost and weary, the Simpsons are saved by friendly chimps. They return the favor by fighting off poachers and freeing the chimps from the control of an evil scientist. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98820166/S_12x17.rar 12 - 18 "Trilogy of Error" 1218 CABF14 Original Airdate: 4/29/01 Three, intertwining tales offer different perspectives on a day in the life of the Simpsons. First, Homer's attempt to steal a freshly baked brownie results in Marge accidentally cutting off his thumb. They must race to the hospital to have it reattached. In the meantime, Lisa can't find her bike and is left without a ride to school on the day of the big science fair. Her invention, a robot that corrects grammar, can't win first prize unless she enters on time. In her numerous attempts to get to school, she eventually crosses paths with the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse uncover a stash of fireworks. When Chief Wiggum catches up to them, he enlists their help in an undercover sting operation, with explosive results. As the mayhem of the day unfolds, it becomes clear how the actions of each family member كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98826822/S_12x18.rar 12 - 19 "I'm Goin' to Praise Land" 1219 CABF15 Original Airdate: 5/06/01 When Ned is reunited with an old crush named Rachael, he starts to believe that he is finally ready to date again. But after he tries to mold Rachael into Maude's image, he realizes he needs to break his obsession with his departed wife. Ned asks the Simpsons to go through Maude's things. Homer is quick to put everything in the wood chipper, but Maude's sketchbook survives - revealing her dream of creating a Christian amusement park. As a final tribute, and with help from the Simpsons, Ned creates "Praise Land." The squeaky clean park is a bomb, until a miracle occurs in front of the huge Maude statue. Paid visits to "Miracle Maude" raise tons of cash for the orphanage, but Ned soon discovers that a gas leak is responsible for everyone's so-called visions. Even though the park is shut down, the experience helps Ned put the past behind him - and ask Rachael out on another date. Guest Star: Shawn Colvin كود:
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![]() 13 - 01 "Treehouse of Horror XII" 1301 CABF19 Original Airdate: 11/06/01 A Simpsons Halloween to never forget! The first cryptic tale brings the family to "Ethnictown" where Homer angers a gypsy who then places a curse bringing bad luck to everyone but him. Marge grows a beard, Lisa turns into half of a horse and Bart's neck becomes rubbery. To break the curse, Homer captures a leprechaun, only the leprechaun falls in love with the gypsy and winds up marrying her. The second scary story pays homage to 2001 as Marge decides to purchase the Ultrahouse 3000, a futuristic house (Pierce Brosnan) with homicidal tendencies that controls every aspect of the family's lives. When the House falls in love with Marge, it attempts to kill Homer and take his place. The final Halloween Haunt finds the Simpsons in a Harry Potter-esque existence, with the kids learning sorcery at a wizard school. Montymort and his sidekick Slithers, try to take Lisa's essence only to be out-dueled by Bart. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99144326/S_13x01.rar 13 - 02 "The Parent Rap" 1302 CABF22 Original Airdate: 11/09/01 When Homer makes Bart and Milhouse walk to school, the boys get into trouble and are arrested for stealing Chief Wiggum's squad car. Milhouse gets off but when Bart comes to the bench, Judge Constance Harm (Jane Kaczmarek) takes over and lays down the law. She holds Homer responsible for Bart's deeds and sentences he and Bart to be tethered together. Marge finally gets fed up with the punishment and cuts the rope. Only now, she and Homer get brought back before Judge Harm and have their heads and hands locked up in old-fashioned wooden stocks. Not being able to bare the punishment any longer, they break free and decide to get back at the judge. When the plan goes awry, they accidentally sink the Judge's houseboat and are once again brought into court. Just as Judge Harm is ready to bang her gavel, Judge Schneider comes back from his fishing trip and declares a verdict of "boys will be boys," dismissing the case. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99147580/S_13x02.rar 13 - 03 "Homer the Moe" 1303 CABF20 Original Airdate: 11/09/01 When Moe becomes too depressed for his own good, he decides to leave Springfield for his alma mater. In doing so, he leaves the bar in Homer's care, who subsequently turns it into more of a sty then it already was. While at bartending school, Moe consults a former professor and comes back to Springfield with a renewed sense of spirit. Moe decides to tear down the old bar and hires a foreign decorator to create a whole new look. The new bar is called "M" and features a snobbish clientele and more expensive drinks. Feeling betrayed by his friend, Homer decides to open a bar in his own garage under the auspices of a hunting club. Moe eventually realizes that the new glitz and glamour of the new place can't replace the dank of his old friends. So he goes for a walk and overhears the sounds from Homer's garage where REM is playing a tribute concert. He tells Homer that the only way he can stay open as a hunting club though is to actually go hunting. Homer goes out the next day and tries to kill a turkey but accidentally shoots Moe instead. To reconcile, Homer brings his family to Moe's for Thanksgiving dinner. He never kills a turkey, but REM joins them and brings over a tofu Thanksgiving feast. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99152065/S_13x03.rar 13 - 04 "Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" 1304 CABF18 Original Airdate: 12/02/01 When the family goes to a Chinese restaurant in China Town, Homer is disappointed by the unoriginal and lame fortunes from the fortune cookies. Homer impresses the restaurant owner with his own brand of fortunes and is hired as a writer. From one of his fortunes, Mr. Burns is told that he will find true love. When he's being given a ticket by female cop Gloria, he decides to ask her out. Initially, Gloria feels that Mr. Burns is too old for her, but when Homer tells her about all of Burns' exploits, she begins falling for him. Mr. Burns continues dating Gloria and has Homer come along on their dates to support in a "youthful" way. While bowling, Mr. Burns decides to propose to Gloria and she accepts. When Burns goes to buy champagne, Gloria and Homer are kidnapped by her ex-boyfriend Snake. Snake takes them to his hideout where he ties she and Homer to chairs and tries to win her back. The police arrive and there's a standoff. When Homer inadvertently catches on fire, the whole place goes up in ablaze, leaving Gloria trapped inside. When Burns sees her trapped, he musters up enough energy to save her. Only when they come out, Gloria realizes that she's still attracted to Snake's bad boy image, leaving Mr. Burns loveless again. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99156698/S_13x04.rar 13 - 05 "The Blunder Years" 1305 CABF21 Original Airdate: 12/09/01 When Homer brings the family out for a nice dinner and a show, a hypnotist inadvertently conjures up repressed memories from Homer's past and causes him to scream uncontrollably. Realizing that he's been traumatized by some horrific event in his past, Marge gives him a special Yaqui Indian tea to sharpen his memory. Homer recounts when he was 12 and went on a hiking expedition with Lenny, Carl and Moe. It turns out that while they were swimming in a quarry, Homer happened upon a corpse that fell out of a drainpipe. With the memory now out in the open, Homer is able to stop screaming, but the mystery of the corpse remains. The whole family goes to investigate and when they find the body again, they decide to follow the drainpipe up to its source. They arrive in Mr. Burns' office, where Mr. Burns tells them that the corpse is from Smithers' dad, Waylon Sr. Mr. Burns then shows them a movie about how Smithers' dad died, which was from the constant contact with radiation. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99161624/S_13x05.rar 13 - 06 "She of Little Faith" 1306 DABF02 Original Airdate: 12/16/01 Homer and Bart build a model rocket together but lose control of it as it burns down the church. Without any money for repairs, the church decides to sell out to corporate sponsors: mainly Mr. Burns. Lisa is appalled by the shameless display of billboards and corporate monikers emblazoned on the church walls and finally decides to simply quit the church for good. She decides to test out new religions and finally happens upon a Buddhist temple. Lisa becomes enamored with the easy-going approach to enlightenment and decides to take Buddhism as her new religion. Her family, worried about her soul, try to bring her back to Christianity by subtly dropping Christian innuendo. Lisa realizes that Buddhism allows for the celebration of all holidays and finally comes back to her family to celebrate and simply pay "lip-service" to the church. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99166351/S_13x06.rar 13 - 07 "Brawl in the Family" 1307 DABF01 Original Airdate: 1/6/02 While playing a heated game of Monopoly, the family gets into a fight and causes Maggie to call the police. The whole family is arrested and the story makes all the papers. A social worker is assigned to the case and attempts to get everyone to work together as a team and break out of their traditional roles. While on a retreat in the woods, they encounter heavy obstacles, but are ultimately able to overcome, work together and bond as a family. Soaking in the warmth of their new relations, they drive home but find two floozies standing in the driveway. Evidently the family riot story made the papers in Las Vegas and Homer and Flanders' Vegas wives finally track them down. Ashamed and embarrassed, Marge kicks Homer out of the house, forcing him to sleep in the yard. His second wife decides to settle in, making Homer even more miserable. Eventually, Marge feels sorry for him, and the family decides to work together to get rid of her. Homer gets his trashy wife roaring drunk and gets Grandpa to marry her, annulling his own marriage. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99171392/S_13x07.rar 13 - 08 "Sweets and Sour Marge" 1308 DABF03 Original Airdate: 1/20/02 After buying the Duff Book Of World Records at a library book sale, Homer is inspired to set a record of his own. He rounds up all of Springfield and decides to build the world's tallest human pyramid. Just as the town is ready to accomplish the feat, the pyramid tumbles down and creates a massive rolling ball that finally comes to rest on a truck scale. The Duff representatives see the scale and determine that Springfield is pound for pound the fattest town on earth. Disgusted by the flatulence, Marge decides to go on a crusade to stop the sugar onslaught on the town. She hires a lawyer and wins a class-action lawsuit against big sugar. The Judge then decrees that sugar be banned from Springfield for life. The town up in arms, Homer becomes a sugar bootlegger and starts smuggling sugar into town. When he brings in his big score, Marge implores him to dump the load, but when she realizes how sugar makes everyone in town happy, she gives up her crusade and the judge rescinds his decree. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99177143/S_13x08.rar 13 - 09 "Jaws Wired Shut" 1309 DABF05 Original Airdate: 1/27/02 While running rampant through Springfield, Homer accidentally smashes into a new statue of Dredrick Tatum, the heavyweight champion of the world, and breaks his jaw. Dr. Hibbert wires his jaw shut to allow it to heal, and forces Homer to shut his mouth…for once. Because he can't speak, Homer is forced to listen to his family for the first time. To everyone's surprise, Homer is surprisingly good at listening to their problems/concerns and creates harmony in the family. When he finally gets the wires off, he remains the good listener. Marge steadily begins going crazy as Homer is now the voice of reason in the family. She begins coming loose at the seams and needs an outlet. She decides to take matters into her own hands and fulfill one of Homer's dreams for herself: driving in a demolition derby. Except when she's in the ring, she begins getting pummeled by the other cars. Homer is forced to lose his gentile side and revert back to old-Homer to save the day and ultimately the marriage itself. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99182755/S_13x09.rar 13 - 10 "Half-Decent Proposal" 1310 DABF04 Original Airdate: 2/10/02 Homer's snoring reaches epic proportions and is driving Marge insane. The lack of sleep begins weighing down on her so she takes Homer to Dr. Hibbert to get him looked at. The surgery option is too expensive so Marge ends up sleeping at Patty and Selma's so she can get some much needed rest. While there, she catches a news report about the success of her high school prom date, Artie Ziff. In a drunken blunder, Marge emails Artie a sexified letter. Upon receiving the email, Artie immediately gets in his helicopter and flies to the Simpsons house. Artie takes the whole family to his yacht and makes Homer a proposal. He offers $1 million to spend a weekend with Marge. Homer and Marge throw the offer in Artie's face, but when Homer's snoring becomes uncontrollable, Marge is forced to give in, needing the money for the surgery. Homer is devastated by the decision, and spies on a party that Artie throws in Marge's honor. Homer sees them kiss, but misses the part when Marge throws Artie off of her. Homer, crushed, leaves home and goes to work in an oil field in West Springfield. Just as death seems imminent for Homer, Marge flies in on Artie's helicopter and rescues him from a burning rig. They're reunited but they refuse Artie's money. Instead, Marge buys Homer Artie's latest invention, which converts his snoring into sweet music (with subliminal messages). كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99188350/S_13x10.rar 13 - 11 "The Bart Wants What It Wants" 1311 DABF06 Original Airdate: 2/17/02 Greta Wolfcastle (Reese Witherspoon) gets a crush on Bart, and the whole family begins enjoying the royal treatment her father, Rainier, provides them. After getting used to the lifestyle of the rich and famous, the Simpsons' privileges are revoked once Bart bores of Greta and breaks up with her. Trying to lure Bart back, Greta pretends to have a crush on Milhouse to provoke Bart's jealousy. Her plan works, but when Greta takes Milhouse to Canada with her for a movie her father is in, Bart loses it and lures his whole family to come to Canada as well. While on the set, Bart confronts Milhouse and they get into a fight, crashing into sets and ruining props. Greta's plan, clearly worked, but Bart's attempts are unrequited as she loses interest in both of them. Wolfgang Puck also guest stars. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99194258/S_13x11.rar 13 - 12 "The Lastest Gun in the West" 1312 DABF07 Original Airdate: 2/24/02 Bart befriends an elderly cowboy who was once a Big Screen Legend, a la John Wayne. The cowboy becomes Bart's new idol, and soon all of Springfield's children are renewing their interest in the Old West. Of course Homer is jealous of Bart's new hero and tries repeatedly and unsuccessfully to win Bart back. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa help the cowboy regain his fame by booking him on Krusty's show. Unfortunately, the cowboy is a drunkard and when a bad bout of stage fright kicks in, he turns to the ol drink. He's subsequently humiliated when he's forced to admit he's an alcoholic. Down, but not out, the cowboy redeems himself by restoring order at the scene of a bank robbery and lassoing the robbers with his classic lasso trickery. Dennis Weaver guest stars. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99200962/S_13x12.rar 13 - 13 "The Old Man and the Key" 1313 DABF09 Original Airdate: 3/10/02 When a sultry new woman takes up residence in his retirement home, Grandpa is determined to win her affections by impressing her with his driving skills. Grandpa convinces Homer to let him borrow the car, and he proceeds to make a mess of the town's roads. Although he impresses the new old gal, he's still forced to compete with the younger Casa Nova of the retirement home. When the younger man takes Grandpa's new girl on a road trip, Grandpa "kidnaps" Bart, taking him on the road to win back the woman from the arms of the other man. Of course in the end, he's unsuccessful in his attempts, but he and Bart are able to bond through the experience. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99207406/S_13x13.rar 13 - 14 "Tales from the Public Domain" 1314 DABF08 Original Airdate: 3/17/02 When Homer gets a notice from the library that he has a book of classic tales that's years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and begins reading aloud. The first tale chronicles Homer as Odysseus and the battle of Troy. Ned is the King of Troy and Homer brings the Trojan Horse into the castle and slaughters the lot of them. But on his return home, he angers the gods and they send him off course where he encounters the sirens (Selma and Patty) as well as a trip through Hades and an encounter with a Cyclops. He finally makes it home to his wife Penelope (Marge). The second tale follows Lisa as Joan of Arc as she attempts to lead the French over the English in the Hundred Years War. Although laughed at first, Joan (Lisa) valiantly leads the French army to victory after victory. But when she's caught by the English - she's brought to trial and burned at the stake for witchcraft. The final tale follows the story of Hamlet (Bart). Hamlet's uncle Claudius (Moe) kills his father (Homer) and marries his mother (Marge). When Hamlet has a play put on to make Claudius feel guilty, Claudius realizes that Hamlet knows what he did and tries to kill him as well. When Hamlet tries to kill Claudius, he kills Polonius (Chief Wiggam) accidentally and causes Laertes (Ralph) to avenge his father's death against Hamlet. Hamlet winds up killing both Laertes and Claudius and the kingdom is returned to its rightful state. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99214100/S_13x14.rar 13 - 15 "Blame it on Lisa" 1315 DABF10 Original Airdate: 3/31/02 Marge is on a campaign to bring down the phone company because she's convinced they are billing them for calls the family didn't make. When Lisa sheepishly admits that she's been calling Brazil to check up on an orphan she's been sponsoring, the whole family decides to head down to Rio de Janeiro for a visit. Upon arrival, Homer is promptly kidnapped and forces the family to come up with ransom money. Not able to raise the proper capital, Homer begrudgingly calls Mr. Burns for the money and gets deeper into debt with his demonic boss. The family is finally reunited and the orphan it turns out is doing quite well and has a job performing at Carnivalè. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99220836/S_13x15.rar 13 - 16 "Weekend at Burnsies" 1316 DABF11 Original Airdate: 4/14/02 When Homer is attacked by a mob of crows, he injures his eyes and Dr. Hibbert prescribes him medical marijuana. Homer quickly becomes addicted to the wacky weed though and starts exhibiting all the known traits of pot-headedness: hunger, laziness, mellowed personality, etc. While looking for someone to laugh at his company's dismal quarterly report, Mr. Burns hires Homer who finds everything funny while he's high. Burns feels that if he makes the report funny, it'll lesson the blow. Unfortunately, a new law is passed that bans the use of medical marijuana and Homer is unable to laugh at any of Mr. Burns' outdated humor. At the shareholders meeting, Mr. Burns fakes his own death and Homer and Smithers use his body as a puppet to trick the stockholders. The plan works and the plant is saved from another major crisis. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99228031/S_13x16.rar 13 - 17 "Gump Roast" 1317 DABF12 Original Airdate: 4/21/02 In another classic clip show, Homer J. Simpson is the talk of the town as the Springfield Friar's Club decides to "roast" him. All his close friends and even Mr. Burns relay Homer's countless foibles, follies and fables. Just as the roast is about to end however, the two aliens, Kang and Kodos crash the party and threaten to destroy the earth because they can find no innocence or good. It's not until they probe Maggie's mind that they find there are things on earth worth living for. The innocence of a child. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99234938/S_13x17.rar 13 - 18 "I am Furious Yellow" 1318 DABF13 Original Airdate: 4/28/02 When a cartoon animator speaks to Bart's class on career day, Bart gets the idea to make an animated series of his own. After countless efforts and derogatory statements from Comic Book Guy, Bart's attempts at cartooning come to a crashing halt. That is until the biggest character of all inspires him at home: Homer. Bart creates a character based on Homer called "Angry Dad," that chronicles Homer's daily antics via flash animation on the Internet. Bart's problem however, is that he's running out of material when Homer begins to suppress his rage. As a result, Bart decides to create an elaborate scheme to make Homer go crazy and provide ample fodder for his cartoon. When Homer falls victim to Bart's prank, he becomes so enraged that he turns into a delirious version of the Incredible Hulk and has to be subdued by countless police officers from Springfield's finest. In the end, Homer realizes that keeping all the rage inside can sometimes actually be a bad thing. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99243486/S_13x18.rar 13 - 19 "The Sweetest Apu" 1319 DABF14 Original Airdate: 5/05/02 When Homer accidentally catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, he struggles to keep the news to himself. He eventually tells Marge who forces him to confront Apu. Apu feels ashamed of his infidelity but still doesn't have the courage to tell Manjula. Unfortunately for Apu however, Manjula discovers the security tape from the store and kicks Apu out of the house. Marge and Homer desperately try to get the couple back together and secretly invite them both over to the house for dinner. Manjula finally agrees to take Apu back, but only after he completes a list of activities she sets out for him, which obviously includes breaking up with his mistress. She eventually lets Apu back into the house, but she says it'll take time to get back to where they were. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99252962/S_13x19.rar 13 - 20 "Little Girl in the Big Ten" 1320 DABF15 Original Airdate: 5/12/02 Lisa befriends some college girls who are unaware of her age. At home with their heady intellectualism and always seeking acceptance, Lisa pretends to be enrolled at their school. She spends most her time on campus while going to great lengths to avoid having her cover blown. When the truth is finally revealed however, she realizes that her old life suited her just fine. Meanwhile, Bart is relegated to living in a bubble when he's bitten by a contagious mosquito. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99261977/S_13x20.rar 13 - 21 "Frying Game" 1321 DABF16 Original Airdate: 5/19/02 Homer buys Marge a Koi pond as an anniversary present, but the pond becomes a home for a rare screaming caterpillar. The EPA makes Homer responsible for the screamapillar, but when he tries to kill it the court sentences him to do community service. During his community service Homer meets Mrs. Bellamy, a wealthy old lady, and ends up doing additional odd jobs for her. Homer spends so much time helping Mrs. Bellamy that he neglects his own family. When Marge talks to her about the situation, she ends up working for Mrs. Bellamy too. After a party, they discover Mrs. Bellamy passed out on the floor as a burglar escapes out the window with her diamond necklace. Mrs. Bellamy dies and Homer and Marge are suspected of murder. During a search of the Simpson’s house the police find the missing necklace and Homer and Marge are arrested. At the trial they are found guilty of murder and are sentenced to die in the electric chair. Homer decides to save Marge, by confessing to the murder. On the day of Homer’s execution, it’s revealed that the whole thing was a scam and part of a new reality show called “Frame Up,” and that Mrs. Bellamy is alive and is actually Carmen Electra in disguise. GUEST VOICES: CARMEN ELECTRA, FRANCIS STERNHAGEN كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99269826/S_13x21.rar 13 - 22 "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge" 1322 DABF17 Original Airdate: 5/22/02 When Homer gets bored - again - he begins listing his vast accomplishments throughout his life. He comes to the realization that he's never worked in security so he decides to start his own security company with Lenny and Carl to help protect the citizens of Springfield. When Mayor Quimby realizes how inept Wiggum is, he decides to make Homer head of security for the whole city. Unfortunately for Homer, he gets tangled up with the Mafia who try to rub him out of the security business. In the final showdown in front of the Simpson home, Homer stands off with a group of Fat Tony's men. Out of nowhere though, shots are fired as Tony's men are all taken out. Unbeknownst to anyone, Maggie was the one who shot and saved Homer from the Mob. كود:
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![]() 14 - 01 "Treehouse of Horrors XIII" 1401 DABF19 Original Airdate: 11/03/02 1) SEND IN THE CLONES – Homer gets a magic hammock that “copies” himself and makes duplicate Homers. Things get out of hand when the army of Homer clones begins wreaking havoc in Springfield. 2) THE FRIGHT TO CREEP AND SCARE HARMS – Lisa fights to have guns banned in Springfield when she sees how many tombstones in the cemeteries belong to shooting victims. Once Springfield complies, however, the town is rendered defenseless against the swarming hordes of gun-toting zombies who come back from the dead to seek revenge. 3) THE ISLAND OF DR. HIBBERT – The Simpsons head for an island vacation hosted by Dr. Hibbert. Only once they arrive do they realize that he’s gone mad and has taken to morphing his visitors (various Springfield residents) into manimals. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99681267/S_14x01.rar 14 - 02 "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation" 1402 DABF22 Original Airdate: 11/10/02 When Homer is secretly videotaped complaining about his family during an episode of “Taxicab Conversations,” they send him off to a rock and roll fantasy camp so that he can regroup and try to live his dream. Once there, he lives the life of a rock star, as taught to him by the likes of Mick Jagger, Elvis Costello, Keith Richards, Brian Setzer, Tom Petty and Lenny Kravitz. When the camp ends after a week, Homer doesn’t want to leave. He just wants to rock. Mick Jagger then invites Homer to come on stage for a benefit concert they’re giving. Once on stage, Homer realizes that he’s not a star, but just the groups Roadie. Homer decides to then wail on a guitar and introduce the band with a musical number of his own. Mick, Elvis, Keith, Tom, Lenny and Brian try to run Homer off stage and a riot breaks out at the venue. In the end, the rockers apologize to Homer for their behavior and ask him to come on stage for another benefit concert. Homer declines however, saying that he’s already the rock star of the Simpson family, so there’s no need to go on stage any longer. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99687191/S_14x02.rar 14 - 03 "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade" 1403 F55079 Original Airdate: 11/17/02 With the family tired of watching reality television, Bart suggests a satellite dish. Homer has an idea to raise money. Horse racing. Flush with cash, Homer buys a system. Watching hours upon hours of bad TV, Bart neglects to study for the Elementary School Achievement Test. He fails so badly that he gets dropped back to third grade. Meanwhile, Lisa does so well, she gets moved up to third grade. Haven taken all the tests of third grade before, Bart excels. But Lisa struggles to catch up. On a field trip to Capital City, the class has a project to design a new state flag. Bart sabotages Lisa's design, humiliating her in front of Governor Bailey. Bart and Lisa break into a fight and miss the bus back to Springfield. Principal Skinner informs Homer and Marge that the kids are missing. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa spend the night in the woods. A family of hillbillies comes across Bart and Lisa and drives them back to Capital City, where they're reunited with Homer and Marge. Principal Skinner tells Bart and Lisa they should return to their respective grades to maintain the status quo. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99693598/S_14x03.rar 14 - 04 "Large Marge" 1404 F55305 Original Airdate: 11/24/02 After winning a bet with Homer on the Dewey/Truman presidential election of 1948, Lisa gets to pick the day's father/daughter activity. She chooses to help build houses for the homeless. After getting paint on his wedding ring, Homer takes it off. Two business women see Homer's bare finger and take to him. Driving past the scene, Marge sees what she thinks is Homer flirting with the women. In fact, he's explaining in detail how Marge gave birth to Bart. Marge begins to worry that Homer isn't as attracted to her. Manjula advises plastic surgery, and Marge goes under the knife for some liposuction. Waking up, she finds that the doctor accidentally gave her breast implants instead. At first, Marge enjoys the attention and her new trade show modeling career. But she eventually tires of the leering and back spasms and gets the breasts removed. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99700372/S_14x04.rar 14 - 05 "Helter Shelter" 1405 F54546 Original Airdate: 12/01/02 Walking through the plant, a section of pipe falls on Homer and damages his brain. Afraid he might sue, Burns offers him the company's skybox tickets for a hockey game. The Simpsons enjoy the luxuries of high sports life, including sushi, hot tubs and massages. Annoyed with the classism, Lisa heads down to ice level to watch the game. She advises a Russian player on how to beat the goalie. He scores and gives her his stick in thanks. At home, Homer nails Lisa's stick above her bed. During the night, an army of termites pours out of the stick. In the morning, the family finds their house falling apart. An exterminator fumigates the house and tells the Simpsons the house is uninhabitable for six months. Homer decides to move everybody into a hotel. Finding every room in town sold out, the family moves in with Lenny. But he shares a wall with a jai alai court, so they move in with Comic Book Guy. But he freaks them out, so they move into a house on a reality program that simulates life in 1895. The family has a rough time adjusting to the lack of modern day amenities, but Homer says they have to stick it out because they're on TV. They begin to bond and enjoy their new, austere lives, which TV audiences find boring. The network execs decide a guest star is necessary to revive the show, so they send Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley into the house. That doesn't do it, so the execs pick up the house with a crane attached to a helicopter and dump it into a fast moving river. Eventually, the house goes over a waterfall and washes up on shore. The Simpsons escape just before the house collapses. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99707381/S_14x05.rar 14 - 06 "The Great Louse Detective" 1406 F55310 Original Airdate: 12/15/02 Homer comes in with the mail. He uses the George Foreman mail sorter to find out what's good and what's bad. The bad pile is then grilled into a patty, which Homer eats on a bun. In the good pile is an invitation for the family to spend a free weekend at Stagnant Springs Spa. Before heading back to prison, Bob tries to kill Bart, but can't. Instead, he breaks into a song about how he's become accustomed to Bart. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99715100/S_14x06.rar 14 - 07 "Special Edna" 1407 F55634 Original Airdate: 1/05/03 Bart's class is assigned a paper on World War I. Naturally, Bart procrastinates until the last second. He asks Grampa for help, but all Grampa can offer is a bizarre story about being a 4-year old in the trenches. Not surprisingly, Bart receives an F on the paper and has to stay after class to write a new one. Krabapple stays to watch him. Principal Skinner enters to take Edna away on their date. But then Agnes calls for help getting out of the tub. Skinner blows off Edna once again for his mother. Bart offers to take Edna out on the town. At home, Lisa wonders what happened to the Bart who put mothballs in the beef stew. Bart said he felt bad seeing Mrs. Krabapple so upset, apparently much like the time he invented her blind date, Woodrow. Later, Skinner overhears that the winner of the teacher contest will win enough money to not have to ever teach again. Skinner wants to rig the contest so Edna doesn't win, and he doesn't lose her forever. Unsurprisingly, he enlists Bart's help in pranking the contest. During the ceremony, Little Richard comes out as presenter of the Teacher of the Year award. To decide a winner, the three finalists are going to be asked one last question by the students that nominated them. Bart pretends that he can't read the question because Edna never taught him to read. Skinner feels bad and pulls back the curtain on the whole sordid affair. Skinner says she should be Teacher of the Year since she taught him to love. He asks her to marry him, and she accepts. Next stop, a very special Simpsons wedding! كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99722997/S_14x07.rar 14 - 08 "The Dad Who Knew Too Little" 1408 EABF03 Original Airdate: 1/12/03 Lisa is upset when she realizes that her own father doesn’t even know her very well. It’s even more evident when he fails to get her the birthday present she wanted. In an effort to get closer to her, Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa and find out her likes/dislikes. The police trace Homer and Lisa to a circus where Lisa uncovers clues to exonerate her. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99731436/S_14x08.rar 14 - 09 "The Strong Arms Of The Ma" 1409 EABF04 Original Airdate: 02/02/03 When Marge gets mugged, she becomes agoraphobic and can’t leave the safety of her home. She holes up in the basement and starts working out on a weight set. She gets stronger and stronger, enough so that she’s able to re-enter the world and beat up the man who robbed her, but she takes it too far and becomes a steroid-crazed bully as she beefs up for the “Iron Maiden Fitness Pageant." When Homer appeals to her to calm down, she finally relents and goes back to being the old Marge. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99739019/S_14x09.rar 14 - 10 "Pray Anthing" 1410 EABF06 Original Airdate: 02/09/03 Homer gets jealous of Flanders and his incredible string of good luck. So he decides to imitate his neighbor and pray to God for good things to happen. Sure enough Homer starts to have things go his way, but it gets out of hand when he prays for a better house. By twist of fate, the town church is handed over to Simpsons as their new home, and the churchgoers are evicted. Hell then descends on Springfield and chaos ensues until Homer promises to vacate the church. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99745939/S_14x10.rar 14 - 11 "Barting Over" 1411 EABF05 Original Airdate: 02/16/03 When Bart learns that Homer has lost his earnings from a TV commercial he appeared in as a baby, Bart takes Homer to court and is granted emancipation from his parents. Now a legal adult, Bart moves out of the house and into a downtown apartment, where he befriends Tony Hawk and his gang of skating buddies who live upstairs. Homer appeals to Tony Hawk to let him win in a skate-off to impress Bart and lure him back home, but Bart finally lets Homer know that he was just looking for Homer to care about his feelings. Homer finally gets it, and the father and son reunite. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99759401/S_14x11.rar 14 - 12 "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can" 1412 EABF07 Original Airdate: 02/16/03 On the first day back to school, Lisa wins a spelling bee and is recruited by a well-known spelling scout, Joe Beadle. Meanwhile, Homer is distraught after Krusty Burger offers a limited-time Krusty rib sandwich, only to promptly remove it from the menu. When she gets home however, the town of Springfield erects a monument to her for accomplishing more than anyone else has in the history of the town. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99767177/S_14x12.rar 14 - 13 "A Star is Born Again" 1413 EABF08 Original Airdate: 03/02/03 When a famous and sultry movie star swoops into Springfield, every man’s jaw drops. It turns out that she has eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, who has been lonely ever since his wife passed on. Flanders is the envy of Springfield as they go arm and arm together around town, and Homer is dying to know if they ever did the “deed.” The movie star eventually tires of Flanders and leaves to return to LA, but Flanders still refuses to tell Homer what he wants to know. Naturally, Homer goes nuts. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99774930/S_14x13.rar 14 - 14 "Mr. Spritz Goes To Washington" 1414 EABF09 Original Airdate: 03/09/03 When The Simpsons become fed up with the new flight patterns at the Springfield airport which are sending loud planes over their house all the time, they take a stand and demand action from their congressman. The politician promptly dies as he’s hearing their proposal, and the family goes about helping Krusty win his now-vacant House seat and take up their cause in Washington. Once Krusty is installed in power, he wreaks havoc on the U.S. political system – but not without getting a Springfield plane rerouting bill passed. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99782457/S_14x14.rar 14 - 15 "C. E. D'oh" 1415 EABF10 Original Airdate: 03/16/03 Homer enrolls in a “How to Succeed in Being You” course and takes a new attitude to work, where he makes suggestions to improve safety at the power plant. When Burns laughs at Homer’s proposals, Homer and Lisa devise a plan to take the plant from him. After being legally out-maneuvered, Burns signs the plant over to Homer, and Homer becomes the new CEO. With the company’s future in his hands, Homer begins to make cutbacks to ensure financial stability. He even lays off everyone save himself, but there is no one to monitor the machines now running the place and the plant suffers a major meltdown. At the eleventh hour, Burns returns to restore order. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99789836/S_14x15.rar 14 - 16 "'Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky" 1416 EABF11 Original Airdate: 03/30/03 A British filmmaker comes to Bart’s class to make a documentary on the typical American school, and Bart’s celebrity status is plunged into jeopardy when Nelson receives attention from the filmmaker for stealing hood ornaments. Lisa starts a campaign to reduce the amount of light usage in Springfield, but when Chief Wiggum encourages Springfield to double its light usage to fight crime, night becomes day and the town goes “mondo bizarro,” unable to sleep with the constant light. Lisa finally decides that enough is enough and breaks into the power plant with Bart, overloads the system and plunges the town into total darkness, returning Springfield to normal. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99797079/S_14x16.rar 14 - 17 "Three Gays Of The Condo" 1417 EABF12 Original Airdate: 04/13/03 Homer and Marge have a fight when Homer realizes Marge married him because she was pregnant with Bart. He decides to leave the house and tries moving in with Milhouse’s dad. After not being able to sleep, he’s eventually taken in by Karl, his old assistant. It turns out that Karl has a flamboyant lifestyle which Homer gets a heavy dose of. Homer tries to get back together with Marge, but he screws it up and goes out drinking – heavily. He ends up in the hospital where he and Marge reconcile. Homer realizes that Marge loves him and that’s all that matters. He moves back home. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99804477/S_14x17.rar 14 - 18 "Dude, Where's My Ranch?" 1418 EABF13 Original Airdate: 04/27/03 Homer decides to write an original Christmas carol, and pens a tune called “Flanders is a Jerk.” The song rockets up the charts, and the Simpsons are overwhelmed by the sudden success. They decide to get away from it all and take a restful vacation at a dude ranch. Meanwhile, Lisa falls for a cowhand named Lukas, who happens to be – much to Marge’s dismay – a few years older. Lisa’s jealousy gets the best of her when she finds that he has girlfriend, and she gets the other girl lost in the woods by giving her bad directions. Eventually, Lisa apologizes for her meddling and she and Lukas part as friends. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99811934/S_14x18.rar 14 - 19 "Old Yeller-Belly" 1419 EABF14 Original Airdate: 05/04/03 When a fire breaks out, Homer is trapped beneath an ice sculpture. Santa’s Little Helper is turns tail and runs away, leaving the family cat to perform the rescue. The poor dog is banished from the house. While playing alone outside, Santa’s Little Helper toys with a discarded can of Duff beer. A photojournalist snaps a picture, which inspires the Duff Corporation to name the dog as the new mascot. In exchange, the Corporation showers the Simpsons with wealth. Once again, Santa’s Little Helper is afraid to save him. The once adoring public is shocked by the dog’s cowardice. Meanwhile, Homer is attacked by a giant shark. The shark bites the keg of beer, and gets drunk. The inebriated animal floats to the shore, where the crowd is delighted by his antics. In a burst of inspiration, the Duff Corporation fires Santa’s Little Helper and names the shark as the new mascot. The dog’s owner wants nothing to do with him any longer, and the Simpson’s family pet is once again their own. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99819944/S_14x19.rar 14 - 20 "Brake My Wife, Please" 1420 EABF15 Original Airdate: 05/11/03 Homer loses his driver’s license and Marge is forced to drive him around town. She gets increasingly stressed by having to chauffeur everyone, and she grows angrier and aggressive. Meanwhile, Homer actually starts to enjoy walking – but Marge clips him with the car while he’s crossing the street. Homer and Marge go to therapy together, and the family tries to cheer Marge up by paying attention to her needs and not making her tend to them at all. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99827122/S_14x20.rar 14 - 21 "The Bart of War " 1421 EABF16 Original Airdate: 05/18/03 When Bart and Milhouse become bored, they head over to Flanders’ house and wreak havoc. Milhouse is separately enrolled in the “Cavalry Kids,” and the two groups feud over which group can do more for charity. The fight escalates as the groups engage in a heated battle to see who can sell more candy. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99834264/S_14x21.rar 14 - 22 "Moe Baby Blues" 1422 EABF17 Original Airdate: 05/18/03 Moe is especially lonely and contemplates suicide. While standing on the side of bridge, about to jump, he accidentally catches Maggie – who was thrown from the Simpsons’ car in a traffic accident. The little baby immediately takes a liking to him. The Simpsons are pleased, and they offer Moe the opportunity to babysit their youngest. Moe has a chance to explore his softer side with Maggie, but once Homer and Marge get sick of his being around all the time, they forbid Moe from babysitting anymore. When Moe then saves the baby a second time, Homer promises Moe that he’ll bring Maggie by the bar more often. كود:
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The Simpsons Season 15
![]() 15 - 01 "Treehouse of Horror XIV" 1501 EABF21 SI-1421 Original Airdate: 11/02/03 REAPER MADNESS – The Grim Reaper has come for Bart, but Homer saves the day by “killing” him. When Homer then tries on the Grim Reaper’s robe, he becomes the new Reaper and starts wreaking havoc until he’s told he must kill Marge; he tricks God into thinking he’s killed Marge to get out of it. FRINKENSTEIN – Frink wins the Nobel Prize, but laments that his father didn’t get to see him win it before they grew apart. The Simpsons track down Frink’s long-lost father only to discover that he’s dead and has been cryogenically frozen. They figure out a way to thaw him out and revive him, but once he’s alert, Frink Sr. still finds a way to disappoint his son. Finally, father and son are able to make up before he expires once more – this time for good. STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GOOF OFF – Bart gets his hands on a magic stopwatch that can freeze time and uses it to mischievous ends. When he breaks the watch while time is frozen, he must figure out how to bring things back to normal. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99847533/S_15x01.rar 15 - 02 "My Mother the Carjacker" 1502 EABF18 SI-1418 Original Airdate: 11/09/03 Homer receives a cryptic message to meet someone at a special time and place, and that someone turns out to be his mother. They reunite, and Homer promises to never let her leave his side again. Eventually, the police catch up to Homer’s mother and take her into custody for old crimes. Homer busts her out of jail by taking control of the prison bus she’s traveling in. Finally, she slips away again, but leaves another secret message for Homer to reaffirm her love for him. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99855202/S_15x02.rar 15 - 03 "The President Wore Pearls" 1503 EABF20 SI-1420 Original Airdate: 11/16/03 In order to reduce the school budget, Principal Skinner decides to put forth “Operation S.L.A.A.M.: So Long Athletics Art and Music”. Upon hearing this, the children of Springfield Elementary go on strike. Joining them in the ranks of protest are other art loving unions throughout Springfield including the police force, Goat Milkers, Hand Models Local 702, & the United Federation of Theme Park Zombies. In the end, Principal Skinner reinstates the banished programs by doing away with a less popular school necessity, flu shots. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99871013/S_15x03.rar 15 - 04 "The Regina Monologues" 1504 EABF22 SI-1422 Original Airdate: 11/16/03 When Bart finds $1000, Lisa is able to convince him to take the family on vacation instead of spending it on himself. They choose to go to England, where Homer promptly rear-ends the Queen of England with their rented car. Homer is then held prisoner in the Tower of London. He escapes prison only to be caught again, but he sweet-talks his way out of it. Tony Blair guest starred. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99875849/S_15x04.rar 15 - 05 "The Fat and the Furriest" 1505 EABF19 SI-1419 Original Airdate: 11/30/03 When Homer is caught on tape running away from a large bear at the town dump, he becomes the laughingstock of Springfield. Determined to win his dignity back, Homer devises a bear-proof suit that will protect him once he returns to the wild to hunt down the bear. When he confronts the beast, he realizes the bear is only upset because he’s been tagged with a painful tracking device. Homer reverses course and helps bring the bear to safety كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99880529/S_15x05.rar 15 - 06 "Today I am A Clown" 1506 EABF01 SI-1501 Original Airdate: 12/07/03 Krusty comes to realize that he can’t find happiness in life because he never had a Bar Mitzvah, so he reunites with his father (a rabbi) and sets about having one belatedly. Homer fills in for him on the TV show while he’s away and becomes a celebrity for sharing his blunt observations with the world. When Lisa convinces her dad to use his new pulpit to preach social activism, Homer’s audience becomes bored and his fifteen minutes of fame dry up. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99885043/S_15x06.rar 15 - 07 "’Tis The Fifteenth Season" 1507 FABF02 SI-1502 Original Airdate: 12/14/03 When Homer is given a Joe DiMaggio rookie card by an oblivious-to-its-value Burns, he sells it for a pile of cash. He spends most of the money on himself, only coming to realize his greedy ways when he sees “A Christmas Carol” on TV. Homer reverses course and starts to do favors for everyone he can, in-so-doing making Flanders jealous for becoming Springfield’s new king of being nice. He and Flanders engage in a “nice-off,” each trying to outdo the other to earn the town’s praise. Their feud escalates to ridiculous proportions. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99889201/S_15x07.rar 15 - 08 "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays" 1508 EABF03 SI-1503 Original Airdate: 1/4/04 A baby riot breaks out at a children’s “concert” in Springfield, causing the town’s childless contingent to become fed up with their behavior. An anti-youth lobby is formed, gains steam, and threatens to eliminate all child-friendly aspects of the city. Marge takes it upon herself to challenge the growing tide of anti-child sentiment and she fights back with an initiative of her own. Ultimately, the children win out when they show up at polling places on election day and charm entering voters with their youthful innocence. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99892979/S_15x08.rar 15 - 09 " I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot " 1509 EABF04 SI-1504 Original Airdate: 1/11/04 In his ongoing effort to impress his son, Homer decides to build a robot that can fight on the mechanical gladiator show they enjoy watching on television. Without the technical skills to build it correctly, Homer decides to don a robot suit and fight for Bart’s affection – getting beaten to a pulp in the process. Bart discovers what his dad’s up to, but finds it extra-cool that Homer went to such great lengths for him. Meanwhile, Lisa is crushed when Snowball III dies, and is further distraught when she can’t keep a large number of replacement cats alive either. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99897152/S_15x09.rar 15 - 10 " Diatribe of a Mad Housewife" 1510 EABF05 SI-1505 Original Airdate: 1/25/04 Marge is inspired to write her first book, but Homer shows little interest or support because he’s fixated instead on the old ambulance he’s now driving around town, making house calls, etc. Annoyed by Homer’s tendencies, Marge channels her anger into her writing and produces a period piece that depicts a despicable Homer-like character and his wife who longs for a Flanders-like neighbor. The book is published, and Homer is upset when the whole town recognizes who the characters are in real-life. Homer goes to confront Flanders, but instead asks him for help on how to be a more caring husband. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99901344/S_15x10.rar 15 - 11 "Margical History Tour" 1511 EABF06 SI-1506 Original Airdate: 2/08/04 With the Springfield library dangerously low on books, the kids don’t have enough resources to do their research papers for school. Instead, Marge gives verbal anecdotes about historical figures, and she regales the gathering with tales of King Henry VIII and his search for a woman who can produce a son, Sacagawea’s providing assistance to the Lewis & Clark expedition, and a very Bart-like Mozart’s feuds with his sister Salieri. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99905396/S_15x11.rar 15 - 12 "Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore" 1512 EABF07 SI-1507 Original Airdate: 2/15/04 Milhouse moves away from town, and Bart comes to realize just how much his pathetic friend means to him. After a lot of moping, Bart comes to seek out friendship from an unlikely source: Lisa. As they start to hang out more, the siblings realize that they actually like each other’s company…until Milhouse returns and the status quo is restored. Meanwhile, Homer looks for innovative ways to drum up the money for an anniversary gift for Marge. He becomes a really adept panhandler, and earns enough to buy her diamond earrings كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99909145/S_15x12.rar 15 - 13 "Smart & Smarter" 1513 EABF09 SI-1509 Original Airdate: 2/22/04 When Maggie is accepted into a gifted preschool (even though she has yet to say a word) Lisa feels she has lost her identity as ‘the smart one’. She then searches for a new one that people will accept and like her for. Distraught when she can’t find it, Lisa finds herself mis-teaching Maggie on purpose. In the end they discover that Maggie isn’t a genius, Lisa was subconsciously feeding her answers through hand gestures. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99913019/S_15x13.rar 15 - 14 "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner" 1514 EABF08 SI-1508 Original Airdate: 3/14/04 The Simpsons discover the squatter living in their attic is Marge’s old prom date and former billionaire Artie Ziff. When Homer wins Artie’s stock holdings in a poker game, he is sent to white-collar prison for ‘criminal accounting irregularities’. After a night of passion with Selma, Artie sees the error of his selfish ways and turns himself in to the Securities Exchange Commission, setting Homer free. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99917741/S_15x14.rar 15 - 15 "Co-Dependent’s Day" 1515 EABF10 SI-1510 Original Airdate: 3/21/04 After a trip to a vineyard, Marge and Homer go on a drinking binge together. When Homer drives drunk and crashes, he places a passed out Marge in the drivers’ seat to avoid being arrested. Thinking she is an alcoholic, Marge enters rehab and soon realizes that she is not in fact addicted to alcohol, but instead to spending time with Homer. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa confront a famous Star Wars-esque filmmaker about his latest film. They tell him that technology doesn’t make the stories better. He goes off to once again find his storytelling roots. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99922428/S_15x15.rar 15 - 16 "Wandering Juvie" 1516 EABF11 SI-1511 Original Airdate: 3/28/04 When Bart scams the town out of wedding presents he is finally sent to a juvenile detention center. While he is tethered to Gina, a female inmate (who is also his juvie nemesis), she escapes and the two of them go on the lam a la “The Defiant Ones”. During their time together, they discover they have much in common and when they are caught Gina admits that it was all her doing. Bart is exonerated for his crimes and set free. In the end, Gina reveals that she has no family, so Bart takes it upon himself to set up a Simpsons family dinner inside the prison just for Gina. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99927657/S_15x16.rar 15 - 17 "My Big Fat Geek Wedding" 1517 EABF12 SI-1512 Original Airdate: 418/04 Right before the long awaited wedding of Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner, Edna finds out that Seymour has doubts and calls off the wedding. While Marge is consoling Edna and convincing her she did the right thing Homer tries to help Seymour win her back. Marge then realizes that she herself is in a passionless marriage with a man that doesn’t care for her. Meanwhile, Edna rebounds and falls for Comic Book Guy. In a last desperate attempt to win her back, Skinner fights Comic Book Guy for Edna’s love. She decides that she wants neither of them and picks every woman’s choice, Matt Groening. In the end, Marge discovers that Homer cares for her very deeply when he offers her pie and a foot rub. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99933191/S_15x17.rar 15 - 18 "Catch ‘Em If You Can" 1518 EABF14 SI-1514 Original Airdate: 4/25/04 When Marge and Homer are caught by Bart and Lisa having a romantic weekend in Miami instead of having a boring family visit to Dayton, the kids embark on a cross country journey à la Catch Me If You Can in order to hunt them down and ruin their vacation. Meanwhile, when Grandpa is abandoned in Miami during the chase, he enjoys the company of Raoul, a gay Miami swinger who enjoys Grandpa’s stories. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99938921/S_15x18.rar 15 - 19 "Simple Simpson" 1519 EABF15 SI-1515 Original Airdate: 5/2/04 Homer becomes a masked vigilante known as “The Pie Man” when he pies Springfield’s miscreants. Lisa asks him to retire when she discovers what he is up to, although she respects what he is doing. After Homer is pushed too far by Mr. Burns, he comes out of retirement for one last time, but unfortunately, Mr. Burns discovers what he is doing and blackmails him into pieing people that he does not like. Homer agrees, but when his next target is to be the Dalai Lama, Homer faces the music and unmasks himself. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99945270/S_15x19.rar 15 - 20 "The Way We Weren’t" 1520 EABF13 SI-1513 Original Airdate: 5/9/04 When Homer admits that Marge was not his first kiss, we flash back to Homer in summer camp where his first kiss was with an anonymous girl who turns out to be Marge. Following their kiss, they planned to meet again, but Homer accidentally lands in fat camp and is unable to meet his mystery girl. Marge, unaware that he is locked up in Camp Flab-Away, thinks she is stood up and loses faith in men forever. In the end, they both discover that either one pined away for the other until they met their adult selves. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99951965/S_15x20.rar 15 - 21 "Bart-Mangled Banner" 1521 EABF17 SI-1517 Original Airdate: 5/16/04 When Bart accidentally moons the American flag and Marge accidentally says on national television that all of Springfield hates America, the Simpson family is arrested for high treason and sent to Alcatraz. They escape from prison and as they swim to shore, a French ship who takes them to France where they are free to hate Americans picks them up. Although France is lovely, they miss home and decide to return to America as immigrants. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/99959466/S_15x21.rar 15 - 22 "Fraudcast News" 1522 EABF18 SI-1518 Original Airdate: 5/23/04 When Mr. Burns is reported dead incorrectly, all of the newspapers and news stations decide to report what they really think of him. In order to end the negative view the public has of him, Mr. Burns buys all of media outlets to brainwash the people of Springfield. There is one newspaper he did not buy however: The Red Dress Press, put out by Lisa Simpson. When she prints an article about Burns’ attempt to manipulate the public’s thinking, he goes after Lisa. After Lisa finally gives in to his torturous ways, Homer steps up and starts his own paper with front-page news being how great Lisa is. In the end, Mr. Burns is control of public opinion ends when everyone in Springfield each prints their own newspapers stating their views. كود:
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The Simpsons Season 16 ![]() 16 - 01 "Treehouse of Horror XV" 1601 FABF23 SI-1523 Original Airdate: 11/07/04 THE NED ZONE - After a head injury, Ned Flanders gains the power of foretelling people’s deaths. When Ned discovers that he is going to be the one to kill Homer, he tries to change fate. In doing that, Ned winds up blowing up all of Springfield. IN THE BELLY OF THE BOSS - In a freak science accident, Maggie is shrunken inside a vitamin capsule and swallowed by Mr. Burns. The rest of the Simpsons family goes in to save her “Fantastic Voyage - style. When things start to go wrong, Homer gets trapped inside Mr. Burns forever. FOUR BEHEADINGS AND A FUNERAL - Set in Victorian London, Master Detective Eliza Simpson (Lisa) and her faithful sidekick Dr. Bartley (Bart) attempt to catch The Muttonchop Murderer, a Jack the Ripper-type serial killer lose in the city. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101286826/S_16x01.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101292099/S_16x01.part2.rar 16 - 02 "All’s Fair In Oven War" 1602 FABF23 SI-1520 Original Airdate: 11/14/04 When Bart fishes Homer’s vintage “Playdude” magazines out of the trash, he decides to adopt the ring-a-ding-ding lifestyle of the 1970’s portrayed in the magazines; based on his ten year-old knowledge. Marge enters the Ovenfresh Bakeoff, but when she finds that the other contestants play dirty, she decides to get back at them by sabotaging their dishes. Lisa discovers what her mother has done and is heartbroken. In the end, Marge confesses and loses the bakeoff, but wins back the respect of Lisa. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101299153/S_16x02.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101304571/S_16x02.part2.rar 16 - 03 "Sleeping With The Enemy" 1603 FABF19 SI-1519 Original Airdate: 11/21/04 Marge, feeling her kids do not want to spend time with her anymore, takes in neglected son and town bully Nelson Muntz in as her surrogate child. Lisa develops an eating disorder after being teased about her weight on the playground. Bart is not happy about his tormentor now living in his room with him, so he finds Nelson’s parents and reunites the Muntzes. In the end, Lisa admits that she, like many women, still obsessed by her weight, has a long way to go to recovery. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101310891/S_16x03.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101315752/S_16x03.part2.rar 16 - 04 "She Used to Be My Girl" 1604 FABF22 SI-1522 Original Airdate: 12/5/04 When Marge’s old high school friend now successful newscaster, Chloe Talbot, comes to town to cover a story, Lisa is enamored with her worldliness. Marge quickly becomes jealous of the attention Lisa is paying to her and has Marge wondering if she made the right decision choosing family over a career. Ultimately, Marge realizes that she chose the right path when she courageously saves her daughter from an erupting volcano. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101322543/S_16x04.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101327342/S_16x04.part2.rar 16 - 05 "Fat Man And Little Boy" 1605 FABF21 SI-1521 Original Airdate: 12/12/04 When Bart begins writing slogans on t-shirts, he catches the attention Goose Gladwell, a Willy Wonka-type gag gift entrepreneur and becomes a t-shirt mogul. With Bart now the breadwinner of the family, Homer realizes he no longer has a place in the family. In order to feel useful within the home, Homer begins spending time with Lisa. The balance of power is restored when Gladwell is revealed as a fraud after Homer threatens him with the nuclear bomb he built for Lisa’s science fair project. كود:
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![]() "Bonfire of the Manatees " 1701 F72217 SI-1618 Original Airdate: 9/11/05 Homer agrees to let Fat Tony shoot a porno at his home in compensation for football gambling debts. He coyly sends the family for a July afternoon at Santa’s Village, but when they return ahead of schedule, Marge blows her top and storms out leaving Homer to watch the children. While camping at a rest stop, Marge befriends an attractive marine biologist who tells her that Homer will never appreciate her if she continues to run back to him. Homer and the rest of the family go in search of Marge and discover she has run away to save the manatees. The family is able to find Marge who shoots Homer down leading him to believe the only way he can win back his wife is by saving the manatees himself. While almost being killed by a gang of jet skiers and the mob (the porno tested poorly because Homer’s stomach growling ruined the audio), Homer proves to Marge that he’s not as self centered as she believed and the couple is reunited. كود:
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http://rapidshare.com/files/101485883/S_17x03.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101500016/S_17x03.part2.rar "Treehouse of Horror XVI" 1704 F73818 SI-1617 Original Airdate: 11/06/05 BARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Bart ends up in a coma after attempting to jump from the roof to the swimming pool at Spinster Arms Apartments. In an effort to cope with the loss of their boy, the family takes in a robotic boy who quickly proves to be a better son. Bart awakes to discover the family wants to keep both sons. After repeatedly being shown up by the robotic boy, Bart is abandoned on the side of the road by Homer. Bart stumbles across a friendly band of discarded robots and harvests their parts to turn himself into a cyborg. While enacting his revenge, Bart accidentally cuts Homer in half and he too becomes a cyborg. SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST- While attending a hunting party at Burns Manor, Homer panics and believes the prey is the hunting party. Mr. Burns thinks this is much better than the planned grizzly hunt and orders the chase. After bringing bad luck to anyone he has contact with, Homer finds himself alone and running for his life. Marge witnesses the game on television and arrives in time to knockout Burns and Smithers just as they are set to execute Homer. I'VE GROWN A COSTUME ON YOUR FACE - After losing a Halloween costume contest to Dr. Hibbert as Dracula, a real witch puts a spell on the people of Springfield causing them to take the form of their costumes. Lisa deducts that Maggie in her witch costume can reverse the spell; however, the residents with favorable costumes want to stay as they are. Maggie splits the difference by turning everyone into giant pacifiers. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101506208/S_17x04.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101511241/S_17x04.part2.rar "Marge's Son Poisoning" 1705 F74380 SI-1620 Original Airdate: 11/13/05 Homer purchases a discount dumbbell and Marge purchases a bicycle built for two at the grand closing of Paradise Pier. While Homer focuses on toning one arm, Marge becomes upset she can't convince a family member to ride with her. After seeing the bike in the Goodwill pile, Bart’s conscience gets the best of him and he offers to take a journey with his mother. The duo bond on the trip and Bart soon ditches his friends to spend time with Marge. Homer is concerned with Bart taking up more of Marge’s time; but rather than address the situation, Homer and Moe enter Homer’s now massive bicep in an out-of-town arm wrestling competition. When his friends accuse him of being a mamma’s boy, Bart publicly denounces his relationship in front of his mother. Bart's conscience catches up with him again and he returns to Marge; however, Marge is happy enough knowing their time was genuine and she encourages Bart to return to his friends. After winning the tournament, Homer realizes he has been neglecting Marge and returns home. كود:
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http://rapidshare.com/files/101624596/S_17x11.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101628039/S_17x11.part2.rar "My Fair Laddy" 1712 F76895 SI-1705 Original Airdate: 02/26/06 In an attempt to payback an overly aggressive substitute gym teacher, Bart accidentally destroys Willie's shack with a solid ice dodge ball. Marge takes in the homeless janitor and Lisa decides to offer Willie a better life by refining him for her upcoming science fair. After an arduous regiment, Lisa turns the curmudgeon into the talk of the town. Willie lands a hosting position at a fancy restaurant where he learns that he was happier working with the thankless children at the elementary school. Homer fears changing trouser styles when he discovers the factory that makes his classic blue pants is going out of business. Homer saves his ass by walking around with “blue pants” painted on his head which creates a demand around town. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101632361/S_17x12.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101635424/S_17x12.part2.rar 1713 F76199 SI-1706 Original Airdate: 03/12/06 While trapped in Springfield cave, Lisa recounts a day with Mr. Burns where she was chased into his mansion by a mountain goat and forced to hear how Monty gained possession of Maggie's pacifier. Burns tells a tale within the tale of losing his money to the rich Texan until Moe's treasure helped bail him out. Moe recounts the story of how he robbed a young Jailbird to impress Ms. Krabappel and tossed the priceless doubloons in a jukebox when she refused to run away with him. Mr. Burns used the doubloons to buy back his empire from the Rich Texan and Homer tricked Lisa into taking him to the cave to track down the buried treasure. All parties square off for the treasure and Marge saves them from themselves by throwing the loot into a chasm. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101649913/S_17x13.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101652690/S_17x13.part2.rar "Bart Has Two Mommies" 1714 F76035 SI-1707 Original Airdate: 03/19/06 Marge offers her services as a babysitter and mother-figure to Rod and Todd but Ned question Marge's child rearing ability after she lets the boys play on a rock climbing wall. To add insult to injury, Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo where he receives better treatment from a lonely ape than his own family. The Simpson and Flanders families join forces at the end to rescue Bart from the chimp who escaped with Bart to the church steeple كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101656412/S_17x14.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101659176/S_17x14.part2.rar "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife " 1715 F77451 SI-1708 Original Airdate: 03/26/06 Homer's obsession with Lenny's new plasma T.V. causes Marge to enter the family into a sweepstakes where they win a third prize trip to the FOX lot. Against Marge's judgment, Homer signs the family up for a "Trading Spouses" type show and is forced to take in a controlling wife, Verity, while Marge moves in with a beaten down husband, Charlie (Guest Star Ricky Gervais), and his perfect son. Charlie quickly develops a crush on Marge which drives her home but gives him the strength to confront his own wife where he discovers she has fallen for Patty. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101662838/S_17x15.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101665706/S_17x15.part2.rar "Million Dollar Abie " 1716 F77451 SI-1709 Original Airdate: 04/02/06 After spoiling Homer's attempt to land a professional football team in Springfield, Abe signs up for assisted suicide. Chief Wiggum busts the doctor as Abe is going under and the brush with death inspires a newfound fearlessness in Grampa Simpson. The town converts the unused football stadium into a bull fighting arena and Grampa becomes the leading matador until Lisa's commitment to stopping the barbaric sport causes Abe to feel that his granddaughter is worth living for. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101669684/S_17x16.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101673115/S_17x16.part2.rar "Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore" 1717 F77610 SI-1710 Original Airdate: 04/09/06 Homer takes charge of training an Indian workforce when Mr. Burns outsources the plant overseas. The workers humor Homer’s rants and keep up their already high productivity which leads Homer to develop a God complex. The family later arrives to an “Apocalypse Now” scenario and Mr. Burns discovers the workers have supported Homer for teaching them Union strategies which causes him to return the plant to Springfield. Meanwhile, Patty and Selma kidnap Richard Dean Anderson from a STARGATE convention but quickly grow tired of the guest who refuses to leave. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101678388/S_17x17.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101682554/S_17x17.part2.rar Season 17, Episode 18: The Wettest Stories Ever Told Original Air Date: 23 April 2006 While waiting for the dinner at the Frying Dutchman, the family starts telling three stories about ships: "Journey on the Mayflower", "Mutiny on the Bounty", and "The Neptune Adventure" كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101688800/S_17x18.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101693458/S_17x18.part2.rar "Girls Just Want to Have Sums" 1719 F78065 SI-1712 Original Airdate: 04/30/06 A chauvinistic remark from Principal Skinner to a former female student results in his demotion and the school being split between the sexes. Lisa is soon fed up with the new principal's coddling style towards girls and impersonates a boy in order to learn serious math under Professor Frink. After quickly being beaten up by Nelson, Lisa seeks Bart's guidance and becomes the coolest boy in school. She ends the charade after taking high marks in math only to realize that she lost herself in the manly tactics she used to achieve her goal. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101699150/S_17x19.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101703634/S_17x19.part2.rar "Regarding Margie" 1720 F77681 SI-1713 Original Airdate: 05/07/06 Marge suffers retrograde amnesia after she inhales noxious fumes during a cleaning spree. In hopes of refreshing her memory, Homer takes her around town; however, it isn't until specific stimuli that Marge starts to remember everyone except her husband. Homer plans to kick-start her memory by taking her to the mini-golf course where Bart was conceived but his plans go awry when Marge realizes Bart was conceived at a mini-golf course and decides to leave Homer. After a period of separation and a jump into the singles pool, Marge realizes that Homer was always there for her and takes him back. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101709515/S_17x20.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101714408/S_17x20.part2.rar "The Monkey Suit " 1721 F77822 SI-1714 Original Airdate: 05/14/06 After visiting an evolution exhibit, Ned Flanders pushes Mayor Quimby to appoint Reverend Lovejoy as a "Morality Czar" in charge of spreading the theory of creationism. Darwin's theories are quickly outlawed and Lisa finds herself as the only supporter of the scientific theory. Lisa is later arrested for holding secret evolution classes and is forced to defend her beliefs in front of a judge. In the 11th hour, Marge stumbles across one of Lisa's textbooks, changes her view and helps her daughter to call Ned Flanders to the stand. Homer’s antics cause Ned to crack under pressure and call Homer an ape which leads the judge to believe that Homer resembles the missing link that the prosecutors were basing their argument and the case falls apart. كود:
http://rapidshare.com/files/101720308/S_17x21.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/101725192/S_17x21.part2.rar "Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play" 1722 F77998 SI-1716 Original Airdate: 05/21/06 After a passionate kiss between Marge and Homer airs on the Isotope Jumbotron, struggling second baseman Buck Mitchell turns to the couple for marital advice. Homer and Marge are able to get Buck and his sexy singing wife, Fiona, on track and the Isotopes season turns for the better. Things seem to be coming up aces for the Simpsons until Buck catches Homer giving Fiona a post-show neck massage which results in both couples separating. Homer and Marge later save their marriage and reunite Buck and Fiona at a key Isotopes game. كود:
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The Simpsons - Season 19
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موضوع اكتر من رائع
الف الف شكر علي المجهود الجبار ده
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مشكوررر ياغالى بئالى يومين بدور عليه فى النت شكرراا جزيلا مجهودك رائع
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الله يعطيك الف عافية
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